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Mission Impossible

Rallying Call

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#1 vitocorleone

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Posted 16 August 2014 - 03:27 PM

Right. I agree with nearly all what has been said on this message board recently


And despite our pack`s inability to catch the ball and break tackles


And the fact our three-quarters lack any genuine pace and are pretty dreadful defensively


And that our half backs lack cutting edge and our devoid of any attacking moves


And that our supporters (the ones who bother to turn up) never really get behind the team.


I still do not wish to be despatched to the RL graveyard by the Dewsbury Rams especially when wearing pink, so,


I propose;


All Batley supporters try to unite (I know it`s going to be hard) and try and carry our misfits to victory. This may include sledging the opposition or just really getting behind them. I know we all don`t always get on, but we must join together to defeat the common enemy, the dark side.


Three wins may seem fanciful, but pull off victory against the rammers and the pressure would all be on Haven. Very unlikely I know, but you never know.


I`m calling on you all- the Happy Clappers, Vile Rodders, Jacanori, Reg Varney, Buffalo Head, Breaders, Batman, The Ultras, Tiny Jim, The monotone Brothers, woman of straw, Miss Batley 1968, Bieber, cement head, Buford, Pieman.


Batley needs you 


So sing yer hearts out tmrw, because it might just be the last league heavy woollen derby game you`ll ever see.


See yaa laatteeerr.

Edited by vitocorleone, 16 August 2014 - 03:52 PM.

#2 reg gasnier

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Posted 16 August 2014 - 05:28 PM

Their giving Batley 12 points at bookies I'm gonna get my house paid off it seems a steal for me come on the dogs

#3 buford t justice

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Posted 16 August 2014 - 06:15 PM

Their giving Batley 12 points at bookies I'm gonna get my house paid off it seems a steal for me come on the dogs

The bookies are never far off.

Im hoping for a win but cany see it, and you just know Haven will win.
What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law

#4 Cato89

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Posted 16 August 2014 - 08:05 PM

Its all gone to ###### since Ali Leak got injured!! Machine from The Mont

#5 NickD

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Posted 16 August 2014 - 08:29 PM

Their giving Batley 12 points at bookies I'm gonna get my house paid off it seems a steal for me come on the dogs

I'd take that. Rams to beat you by 12 at Mount Unpleaant? As that ever happened? Bookies notoriously poor at working out these local derbies...

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