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Phil    1,278

I'm having two cold pork pies with brown sauce for lunch

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WearyRhino    594

Perhaps I just didn't get it.

For example, two of my uncles don't have kids.

I agree it could have been worded better (he's a mathematician!), but "family line" is the key bit.

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hindle xiii    691

I agree it could have been worded better (he's a mathematician!), but "family line" is the key bit.

Am I mixing it up with 'Family Tree' then?!

And the mathematician bit explains why he hasn't got laid! Fnar fnar... (yes I know that's not what he implied)

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Severus    280

Am I mixing it up with 'Family Tree' then?!

And the mathematician bit explains why he hasn't got laid! Fnar fnar... (yes I know that's not what he implied)

I may have said I'm a leaf node in my family tree. ;)

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gingerjon    2,469

When I die, I will be the first organism in a family line going back millions of years organism not to have procreated.

We're all very disappointed in you.

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Wolford6    971

I'm doing the human race a favour :P

Let's face it, you're a yokel living in Lancashire. Despite this you claim to be above average intelligence.

Surely you must see that if you don't have kids and grandkids there'll be no-one to laugh at you, cheek you off and sponge money off you when you're old and past it.

Believe me, I know about these things.

;):)

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Severus    280

Let's face it, you're a yokel living in Lancashire. Despite this you claim to be above average intelligence.

Surely you must see that if you don't have kids and grandkids there'll be no-one to laugh at you, cheek you off and sponge money off you when you're old and past it.

Believe me, I know about these things.

;):)

:D

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Shadow    1,304
living in Lancashire. Despite this you claim to be above average intelligence.

Be fair, that doesn't set the bar very high now, does it? :D

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ckn    3,703

I was thinking this morning walking into work that I very much enjoy the winter season of women in boots. A bit later, I realised that I miss the summer weather of women wearing skimpy summer wear. A bit later, I realised that I just like looking at pretty women regardless of how they're dressed. I'm now quite content knowing that I'm happy letching all year round. :)

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Johnoco    3,317

Started stripping this 'plasterboard' off to get the wall back to stone....only to find most of it is just mortar plastered on nearly everywhere. Nightmare!

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hindle xiii    691

Latest stupid portmanteau to irritate me, 'chogo'.

This is to do with Widnes having the Joining Jack charity logo, or 'chogo' on their shirts.

Nice touch, pointless word.

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hindle xiii    691

Oh and I heard on radio 2 the other week that when two people get married you can do the vile thing and join together your surnames. So I would be Scherzindle... :wub:

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Futtocks    5,852

40 years today since the last moon landing

A related tweet from the QI Elves: "The fuel tanks of the Apollo mission's rockets were so well insulated that an ice cube placed inside one would have taken 8 years to melt."

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timtum    123

I have spent most of today booking our holiday at the end of January to that there Australia. Two weeks in Queensland strolling down memory lane.

I supplied the air miles. Mrs Timtum supplied the money. Top division of resources.

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