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In Washington DC, there is a ratio of one lawyer for every 19 residents.

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When I die, I will be the first organism in a family line going back millions of years organism not to have procreated.

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I'm having two cold pork pies with brown sauce for lunch

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When I die, I will be the first organism in a family line going back millions of years organism not to have procreated.

Doubt it.

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Think about it again.

Perhaps I just didn't get it.

For example, two of my uncles don't have kids.

Edited by hindle xiii

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Perhaps I just didn't get it.

For example, two of my uncles don't have kids.

I agree it could have been worded better (he's a mathematician!), but "family line" is the key bit.

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I agree it could have been worded better (he's a mathematician!), but "family line" is the key bit.

Am I mixing it up with 'Family Tree' then?!

And the mathematician bit explains why he hasn't got laid! Fnar fnar... (yes I know that's not what he implied)

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Am I mixing it up with 'Family Tree' then?!

And the mathematician bit explains why he hasn't got laid! Fnar fnar... (yes I know that's not what he implied)

I may have said I'm a leaf node in my family tree. ;)

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I may have said I'm a leaf node in my family tree. ;)

Then you'd definitely not get any ;)

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When I die, I will be the first organism in a family line going back millions of years organism not to have procreated.

We're all very disappointed in you.

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We're all very disappointed in you.

I'm doing the human race a favour :P

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I'm doing the human race a favour :P

Let's face it, you're a yokel living in Lancashire. Despite this you claim to be above average intelligence.

Surely you must see that if you don't have kids and grandkids there'll be no-one to laugh at you, cheek you off and sponge money off you when you're old and past it.

Believe me, I know about these things.

;):)

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Let's face it, you're a yokel living in Lancashire. Despite this you claim to be above average intelligence.

Surely you must see that if you don't have kids and grandkids there'll be no-one to laugh at you, cheek you off and sponge money off you when you're old and past it.

Believe me, I know about these things.

;):)

:D

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living in Lancashire. Despite this you claim to be above average intelligence.

Be fair, that doesn't set the bar very high now, does it? :D

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I was thinking this morning walking into work that I very much enjoy the winter season of women in boots. A bit later, I realised that I miss the summer weather of women wearing skimpy summer wear. A bit later, I realised that I just like looking at pretty women regardless of how they're dressed. I'm now quite content knowing that I'm happy letching all year round. :)

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Started stripping this 'plasterboard' off to get the wall back to stone....only to find most of it is just mortar plastered on nearly everywhere. Nightmare!

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Architectural tour of Liverpool Saturday, for a hour or two.

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Latest stupid portmanteau to irritate me, 'chogo'.

This is to do with Widnes having the Joining Jack charity logo, or 'chogo' on their shirts.

Nice touch, pointless word.

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Oh and I heard on radio 2 the other week that when two people get married you can do the vile thing and join together your surnames. So I would be Scherzindle... :wub:

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40 years today since the last moon landing

A related tweet from the QI Elves: "The fuel tanks of the Apollo mission's rockets were so well insulated that an ice cube placed inside one would have taken 8 years to melt."

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I have spent most of today booking our holiday at the end of January to that there Australia. Two weeks in Queensland strolling down memory lane.

I supplied the air miles. Mrs Timtum supplied the money. Top division of resources.

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