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James Vukmirovic

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For the best results you lick the backside of Mrs Thatcher.

 

You are the ghost of Bernard Ingham and I claim my £5.

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Easing my way through the listings to see if there is anyone I want to go and see in that there Paris I came across this:

 

http://www.infoconcert.com/concerts/concerts-par-departement-5.html?departement_id=75&genre_id=3

 

Is our Lincolnshire based Swinton / Wigan fan branching out into matters musical?

 

Is he supporting Larry the Leit, and his band?

 

I think we should be told.

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I was Johnoco. .. then crushersForever apparently

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well this might not be trvial,but it does show theres humour in death.

in 2008 i got a call that my identical twin brother had died sudden,,,he lived 8mile fom me,so later  that afternoon me and the mrs went to his  home to see his wife and family,,later on me and my nephew were outside in his gardenwhen a car pulled up and the driver wound his window down and shouted at me  "ARE YOU OK NOW,I SEEN THE AMBULANCE MAN  PUTTING  YOU IN THE AMBULANCE ",  and my nephew replied,  "NO,HE,S NOT OK,MY DAD DIED THIS AFTERNOON,,THIS IS HIS  TWIN BROTHER"  poor bloke was dumfounded,,he just replied,,----EN HELL,,and off he sped,,at least it gave us a good laugh in a sad time

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13 years ago, BT sold off O2, making the investment bankers, lawyers and accountants a hefty amount in fees and "extras", now BT are going to be buying O2 back again, making the investment bankers, lawyers and accountants a hefty amount in fees and "extras".  Ah well.

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I went to Weston Super-Mare for the first time last Sunday for the day.  

 

I wouldn't describe it as a sandy beach.

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I went to Weston Super-Mare for the first time last Sunday for the day.  

 

I wouldn't describe it as a sandy beach.

 

Busking? 

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Busking? 

 

I presume that this is some kind of vernacular meaning heavy mud. 

Edited by Larry the Leit

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I presume that this is some kind of vernacular meaning heavy mud. 

 

I had a friend at uni who was from Western Super-Mare he played the trumpet and was rather good at it. Couldn't understand his accent but he seemed a jolly fellow.

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I went to Weston Super-Mare for the first time last Sunday for the day.  

 

I wouldn't describe it as a sandy beach.

 

 

I went there on a family day trip as a kid; we went on the paddle-steamer ferry.

 

The beach was pure mud and appeared to be a world breeding centre for wasps.

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I had a friend at uni who was from Western Super-Mare he played the trumpet and was rather good at it. 

 

It sounds to me like you have similar memories of university to Michael Portillo. 

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Apparently Gorden ('Allo 'Allo) Kaye played Rugby League for Moldgreen as a young man. So Tallis wasn't the first 'Gorden' in RL!

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I had a dinnertime dental appointment today. I wouldn't say the place is in a rough area but ...

 

Whilst i was waiting, a twentysomething woman came in to register herself and her three kids  with the practice. All three kids were in their pyjamas and at least one of them should have been at school.

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I had a dinnertime dental appointment today. I wouldn't say the place is in a rough area but ...

 

Whilst i was waiting, a twentysomething woman came in to register herself and her three kids  with the practice. All three kids were in their pyjamas and at least one of them should have been at school.

Ah, in their formal Sunday outfits then.

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I had a dinnertime dental appointment today. I wouldn't say the place is in a rough area but ...

 

Whilst i was waiting, a twentysomething woman came in to register herself and her three kids  with the practice. All three kids were in their pyjamas and at least one of them should have been at school.

 

Good of your dentist to open up late.

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Good of your dentist to open up late.

 

 

I forgot that you're one of the Gloucester gentry; forever networking on the Cotswold dinner party circuit.

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Peter Capaldi is the only Dr Who to have won an Oscar.

Peter Capaldi is no relation to Jim Capaldi.

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I knew a Pete and Tony Capaldi when I was growing up. Different ones though as the Pete Capaldi I knew was a rather portly type.

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I knew a Pete and Tony Capaldi when I was growing up. Different ones though as the Pete Capaldi I knew was a rather portly type.

Perhaps the UK was once flooded with Capaldi's, just after the last ice age. That would mean most Italians are native to this country. 

I don't know any Italians.

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Wash your mouth out.

:bb:

 

There's only one definitive version of Love Hurts ... Gram Parsons and Emmylou Harris.

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