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You know the magician Dynamo? Turns out I know his dad. And sort of know his mum.

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I have man flu.

 

Man up, you wimp!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And drink plenty of that whisky you received for Xmas! ;)

 

Get well soon.

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Michael Nesmith's mother invented what we in the UK know as tippex.

...and Carly Simon`s family are the Simon of the Simon & Schuster publishing dynasty.

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According to The Times, recently released official documents show that, when she was Prime Minister, Thatcher wanted to ban the sale of sex toys.

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According to The Times, recently released official documents show that, when she was Prime Minister, Thatcher wanted to ban the sale of sex toys.

[ben elton mode]She wanted to be the only person shafting the British, right?[/ben elton mode]

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The old photos my wife just spent an hour looking for in the loft were actually in my wardrobe.

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Back to work after two weeks off, for a few hours at least and then back proper 5th Jan.

*sigh*.

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Clement Attlee played non-league football for Fleet Town.

 

 

I don't think Ed Milliband has played football to that level yet.

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Clement Attlee played non-league football for Fleet Town.

 

 

I don't think Ed Milliband has played football to that level yet.

Don't you get a more-than-sneaking feeling that Ed was captain of his school's Dungeons & Dragons team?

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I'm at work on OT and listening to Engelbert Humperdink on the radio. Best Saturday night out in ages. :ph34r:

 

Now it's Bobby Goldsboro with Honey...think I have got something in my eye....

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I'm at work on OT and listening to Engelbert Humperdink on the radio. Best Saturday night out in ages. :ph34r:

 

Now it's Bobby Goldsboro with Honey...think I have got something in my eye....

 

You'd be better off with something in your ears.

;)

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I have just treated myself to a new penknife. Pretty...

 

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Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds like an excellent thing to do if you didn't know what they were.

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I spent my evening fingering dirt boxes and spreading my seed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Those chillis won't plant themselves...

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I have just been diagnosed as suffering from Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo. :unsure:

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I have just been diagnosed as suffering from Benign Paroxysmal Positional Vertigo. :unsure:

 

Stop looking at Ed, then.

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