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Back in time for the Rugby tomorrow. You haven't missed any proper sport, thankfully. B)

Too right, great win for the Tigers today against local rivals Wasps. Much better start to the season compared to last year. Three wins in three games  ;)

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Too right, great win for the Tigers today against local rivals Wasps. 

You must be mistaken - Castleford haven't played York in ages.

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I've just deleted five draft Facebook rants about Norman Lamb being a boil on the bum of humanity.  Every time I draft it I remember who is on my Facebook list.  That's why I like this site, I can rant away to my heart's content.

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Apparently I've offended someone in Finance by refusing to take their word that something would be fully funded and that I shouldn't need to have it in writing.

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Jesus H Arkwright..... not only do I have to declare a fully funded case I have to provide evidence at every level to justify every penny spent on filly funded chc cases.....

Take my word for it???? My fat botty....

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I've recently been on a date with a pole dancer.

 

Have things been on the slide since you met her?

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Jesus H Arkwright..... not only do I have to declare a fully funded case I have to provide evidence at every level to justify every penny spent on filly funded chc cases.....

Take my word for it???? My fat botty....

I only wanted a commitment that someone would be paying.  Pre-authorised personal debit card details will be fine as long as it covers up to £300,000 worth of staff time ;)

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I only wanted a commitment that someone would be paying.  Pre-authorised personal debit card details will be fine as long as it covers up to £300,000 worth of staff time ;)

You'll pay. You'll all pay.

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I have just ordered Tony Christie "Made in Sheffield" this is not a statue request it is a cd. I am not from Sheffield.

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John le Mesurier and Hattie Jaques son Robin le Mesurier is the lead guitarist in Johnny Hallyday's band.

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John le Mesurier and Hattie Jaques son Robin le Mesurier is the lead guitarist in Johnny Hallyday's band.

John le Mesurier's middle name was Elton.

 

Elton! I don't think I'll ever look at Dad's Army the same way again.

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We have had a week of rain and heavy winds. All the leaves have dropped from roadside and there are some seriously clogged drains.

 

I have driven through two sections of flooded roads tonight.

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On Tuesday I bought a £2 scratch card and won a fiver, that fiver went on two more scratch cards yesterday and I won £6, that £6 went on two more scratch cards today and I won £20.

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Today is the second-hottest November day on record in Sydney - 40.9°

 

We had a 41.8° back in Nov 1982.

 

Lucky for me I live out in the Western Suburbs and it is only 40.5° out here.

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This weekend, former Superleague prop Ewan Dowes makes his debut at centre for Cleckheaton RUFC.

 

I expect Eddie Jones, the new England RU coach, will be monitoring his progress as they are looking for someone to replace Sam Burgess.

:D .

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 Joint birthday party yesterday at the Castle in Bradford for Mr and Mrs Chand, Britain's oldest married couple. He's 110, she's 103.

 

 

 

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You know you've been married for 16 years when you send your wife a text saying "going to be late, going for beers with the lads from work then some food" and she replies "good, have fun, try not to wake me when you get home".

 

p.s. I really object to paying £46 for a round of 5 drinks in Shoreditch.  I don't care how posh McQueens is, £46 is bloody ridiculous.

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The plastic fork with which I eat my lunchtime salad is nearly due for replacement

It finally broke yesterday. I will buy another in Tesco today.

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I really object to paying £46 for a round of 5 drinks in Shoreditch.  I don't care how posh McQueens is, £45 is bloody ridiculous.

 

And I bet it was cack.

 

There's a shop sign in Bradford advertising Burger and Chips for £1.

 

A good pint of hand-pulled Tetleys can be bought at two Bradford city centre pubs for £2. Hand-pulled beer generally is about £3 to £3.40 a pint.

All cocktails at Al's Dime Bar are (I think) £4.50

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It finally broke yesterday. I will buy another in Tesco today.

 

Is the silver spoon still okay?

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From Popbitch:

 

Adele's album has outsold the rest of the week's top 200 put together

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And I bet it was cack.

 

There's a shop sign in Bradford advertising Burger and Chips for £1.

 

A good pint of hand-pulled Tetleys can be bought at two Bradford city centre pubs for £2. Hand-pulled beer generally is about £3 to £3.40 a pint.

All cocktails at Al's Dime Bar are (I think) £4.50

Burger and chips for £1 - just imagine the quality cuts of meat they use! Has the local rat population dropped noticeably since they started advertising?

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