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Burger and chips for £1 - just imagine the quality cuts of meat they use! Has the local rat population dropped noticeably since they started advertising?

 

Course not. They are breeding them as fast as they can.

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It's Lancashire Day.

 

Obviously, nobody's noticed.

 

I noticed. I just didn't care. (True, I think it was in the Guardian)

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It's Lancashire Day.

Obviously, nobody's noticed.

No real need to go around wishing people "happy Lancashire day", we're happy every day. Unlike the misrble folk over the hill where being happy for one day of the year is considered an achievement. :P

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Really bad weather here. It's rained non-stop for 12 hours and the wind has just blown one of my telly aerials off the roof.

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It's Lancashire Day.

 

Obviously, nobody's noticed.

Every day is Lancashire day, it's just that brilliant.

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Really bad weather here. It's rained non-stop for 12 hours and the wind has just blown one of my telly aerials off the roof.

I'm watching the Women's Football (from Bristol) on the BBC and the weather is absolutely foul!

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In the last 2 days I have listened to 8 Jethro Tull albums, they are complicatingly simplistic in their content and quiete excellent.

 

 

I think I may have made up a new word.

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In the last 2 days I have listened to 8 Jethro Tull albums, they are complicatingly simplistic in their content and quiete excellent.

 

 

I think I may have made up a new word.

Solstice Bells may just be my favourite Christmas tune.

Along with don't let the Bells End by the Darkness.

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Tomorrow I am off to Amsterdam for the 3rd time in 3 months. Sadly work not play.

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Ken Dodd is still touring.

Still touring? He hasn't finished his first gig yet!

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The first Captain of the fancy new US destroyer USS Zumwalt is Captain James Kirk

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I've just driven home and, on our street, I was waved at by a woman dressed in an overcoat and trousers. I instinctively waved back and, on looking closer, realised it was my next door neighbour.

 

Over the past 23 years, I've never before seen her in anything other than a sari!

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As a proportion of population, the World's 2 most atheist countries are Uruguay and New Zealand.

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Blotto

 

Far too much to drink.

 

Great afternoon.

 

I never thought I'd give a nod of approval to Leeds,

 

But,once again, thanks to  the Irish Centre.

 

Brilliant day out.

See you all again next  year

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Some "good" news for McDonalds and KFC fans worried about norovirus:

 

"Since 2009, when the CDC began tracking where outbreaks occurred, fast-food restaurants have been much more likely to give their patrons salmonella than norovirus......"

 

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/chipotles-norovirus-outbreak-is-not-a-typical-norovirus-outbreak/

 

Since this article is based on an outbreak at a Chipotle store, I'm required by internet law to include this clip:

 

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Yesterday my wife baked a dozen mince pies. Garnished with a piece of cheddar cheese I have just eaten the last one. Delicious.

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Yesterday my wife baked a dozen mince pies. Garnished with a piece of cheddar cheese I have just eaten the last one. Delicious.

You're making me hungry!

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Yesterday my wife baked a dozen mince pies. Garnished with a piece of cheddar cheese I have just eaten the last one. Delicious.

Who ate the other eleven? I bet it was you!

I'm jealous, really. It's very difficult to get mince pies out here!

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Who ate the other eleven? I bet it was you!

I'm jealous, really. It's very difficult to get mince pies out here!

Guilty as charged your honour.

Mrs Moose has promised to bake another batch which we will take to Fuerteventura and enjoy on the beach over the Xmas holidays.

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