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I've just had to report some little scrote to the rozzers for drug dealing from his car parked opposite our house. :angry:

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On University Challenge this week the answer "Yorkshire" was worth 10 points

The answer "Lancashire" was only worth five

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Happy birthday today to a very mixed bag - Dennis Skinner (84), Mary Quant (82), John Surtees (82), Burt Reynolds (80), Sergio Mendes (75) 

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That's quite a story. I'm not sure what to say. A kid whose life was destroyed by a couple of perverts is finally released from jail because he's dying of cancer. What a waste. Poor kid.

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Not sure if this should be in the obituary section but....

The man who invented predictive text died last week.

His funfair is next Monkey

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Shellfish are already perfect. Why mess with that?

I would report this, but I assume Ckn has already barred Farmduck.  And good riddence!

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When eating, much of what we conceive to be "taste" is actually derived from our sense of smell.

 

According to Wikipedia, woodlouse urine gives off a particularly offensive odour.

 

I won't be drinking any of this:

https://untappd.com/b/honest-brew-sharps-land-shrimp/486487

 

Perhaps they get scared at the idea of being cooked.  Perhaps, it would be possible to genetically modify a woodlouse to be braver.  And larger.

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I'm on a course this week.  They're certainly getting their money's worth out of us...  I'm supposed to be doing two hours of homework now before a 7:30pm reconvene and I'd much rather go to sleep or mess around on this forum...  I suppose I'd better do the responsible thing and start doing some.

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Like many others I'm sick of "outrage journalism," but I think this ABC headline might be a sign that things are heading back in the opposite direction:  Number of cars on Melbourne roads rises with population growth.

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For many years, I have occasionally worn woolly hats with a company logo. For some reason, over a period of an hour or two, the hat works its way round so that the logo is at the side of my head rather than at the front.

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For many years, I have occasionally worn woolly hats with a company logo. For some reason, over a period of an hour or two, the hat works its way round so that the logo is at the side of my head rather than at the front.

I'm driven to compliment you on this post. Words cannot express how completely devoid of interest I am in your predicament. Keep up the good work.

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For many years, I have occasionally worn woolly hats with a company logo. For some reason, over a period of an hour or two, the hat works its way round so that the logo is at the side of my head rather than at the front.

It's heard that if you look through one of your ears you can see all the way though to the other side.

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It's heard that if you look through one of your ears you can see all the way though to the other side.

For someone quick enough to take offence on behalf of other people you don't half make some crass comments.

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It's heard that if you look through one of your ears you can see all the way though to the other side.

 

It's only the hat that moves, not my eyes and ears.

 

It generally moves to the right.

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It's only the hat that moves, not my eyes and ears.

 

It generally moves to the right.

Is your head stubbly and movement to the left is against the direction of your hair growth?

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