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The seal invasion has started and I for one welcome our marine mammal overlords.

I thought I was joking but now they've signed their first defence pact:

 

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It's a Walrus.

That thing with the hairless body? No that's Vladimir Putin.

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That thing with the hairless body? No that's Vladimir Putin.

Soon to be photographed bare chested and riding on a Walrus........... It is how I would like to be remembered.

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Adama Barrow, the new president of Gambia, used to work as a security guard at the Argos on Holloway Road in London.

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Adama Barrow, the new president of Gambia, used to work as a security guard at the Argos on Holloway Road in London.

 

I know this Argos, as my partner lived just up Seven Sisters Road, OOOH Spookyly clever

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Would someone please take that Orla Guerin off the telly out for a night? Del Boy style with a steak meal if needed. Christ, she spends all her life in warzones looking bloody miserable.

Someone dead sophisticated like Bob8 maybe. Failing that, Gurner.

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Would someone please take that Orla Guerin off the telly out for a night? Del Boy style with a steak meal if needed. Christ, she spends all her life in warzones looking bloody miserable.

Someone dead sophisticated like Bob8 maybe. Failing that, Gurner.

Not just me then? I find her voice grating.

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I bought a new wallet style cover for my phone today in Tesco. It cost me 18p. The packaging it came in must have cost more than that.

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Would someone please take that Orla Guerin off the telly out for a night? Del Boy style with a steak meal if needed. Christ, she spends all her life in warzones looking bloody miserable.

Someone dead sophisticated like Bob8 maybe. Failing that, Gurner.

Gurner and I will arrange a conference on how best to address your Orla Guerin issue.  I am preparing to fly across the Atlantic specifically for this.

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I bought a new wallet style cover for my phone today in Tesco. It cost me 18p. The packaging it came in must have cost more than that.

I still consider my finest purchase ever to be the corkscrew I bought fifteen years ago and use to this day, that I bought from Tesco (http://www.tesco.com/store-locator/uk/?bID=2990) for 20p.

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Would someone please take that Orla Guerin off the telly out for a night? Del Boy style with a steak meal if needed. Christ, she spends all her life in warzones looking bloody miserable.

Someone dead sophisticated like Bob8 maybe. Failing that, Gurner.

That woman! wherever she goes there's trouble.

They ought to take her passport off her.

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Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman features the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse, and "WAR" is a Chief war reporter for an American TV Station, wherever she is, there is a war. She even turns up in a quiet African country where there hasn't been a single disagreement in 25 years, she is there less than 48 hours before a bloody civil war breaks out.

 

I thought she was based on Kate Aidie.

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Gurner and I will arrange a conference on how best to address your Orla Guerin issue. I am preparing to fly across the Atlantic specifically for this.

What a gent. That should cheer the miserable git up a bit. :D

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I bought a new wallet style cover for my phone today in Tesco. It cost me 18p. The packaging it came in must have cost more than that.

This 'spend spend spend' mentality of yours has to stop!

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And its cone if anyone wondered...

The map would suggest it's "gone". I agree with the map.

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The map would suggest it's "gone". I agree with the map.

 

 

I'm from a cone heartland.

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I'm from a cone heartland.

You're a conehead?

 

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