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19 minutes ago, ckn said:

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Spooky.

That came up in my Linkedin feed this morning.

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Just now, Shadow said:

Spooky.

That came up in my Linkedin feed this morning.

I blatantly plagiarised it from my own LinkedIn feed!

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1 hour ago, Bedford Roughyed said:

 

I have never felt more patriotic!

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On 9/18/2018 at 9:34 PM, ckn said:

AC/DC covered in a way many people haven’t heard 

 

Got on my yutube play list , lots of good stuff 

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Companies House have released this year's "best" excuses for filing company accounts late. :D

  • “goats ate my accounts”
  • “I found my wife in the bath with my accountant”
  • “pirates stole my accounts”
  • “we delivered the accounts to the betting office next door to Companies House”
  • “a volcano erupted and prevented me from filing”
  • “slugs ate my accounts”
  • “it was Valentine’s Day”
  • “my company was more successful than I thought it would be, so I was too busy to file”

 

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Client to forensic accountant:  "What does 2 plus 2 equal?"

Forensic accountant to client:  "What do you want it to equal?"

-that about sums it up.

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44 minutes ago, Kayakman said:

Client to forensic accountant:  "What does 2 plus 2 equal?"

Forensic accountant to client:  "What do you want it to equal?"

-that about sums it up.

Client to Consultant: What does 2 + 2 equal?

Consultant to Client: Can I borrow your calculator? <short pause> Four. That will be £10,000.00 please

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3 minutes ago, Shadow said:

Client to Consultant: What does 2 + 2 equal?

Consultant to Client: Can I borrow your calculator? <short pause> Four. That will be £10,000.00 please

Thank God someone else sees it for what it is.

Well at least thats $240 000 less than the NRL got charged for changing their logo with an elementary school student using an outdated photoshop program.   

Have you read that thread?...unbelievable!

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52 minutes ago, Kayakman said:

Client to forensic accountant:  "What does 2 plus 2 equal?"

Forensic accountant to client:  "What do you want it to equal?"

-that about sums it up.

Management accountant: "well, you have 4 in the bank but we can defer 3 of them until next year by pretending you're simply holding them for a creditor and call it a loss of 1 for the books"

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3 minutes ago, ckn said:

Management accountant: "well, you have 4 in the bank but we can defer 3 of them until next year by pretending you're simply holding them for a creditor and call it a loss of 1 for the books"

And they call themselves ethical...there is going to be a reckoning down the road....mark my words....there will be a reckoning.

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4 minutes ago, Kayakman said:

And they call themselves ethical...there is going to be a reckoning down the road....mark my words....there will be a reckoning.

Come the revolution... but not before union journalists.

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1 minute ago, ckn said:

Come the revolution... but not before union journalists.

True...oh so true.

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