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My five year old daughter could beat him in a fight. :lol:

That was a proper barney.

Err...I mean we do not need to see that in our game.

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My five year old daughter could beat him in a fight. :lol:

but she couldn't catch him :P

PS Calderwood is a granny (words that rhyme) ;)

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My five year old daughter could beat him in a fight. :lol:

Unfair, she would have a handbag.

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Luaki what was he up too lifting like that.

Fantastic tackle by Tom Briscoe on Fox at end.

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sam moa and liam watts was the best..

luaki ?! what is he on?!... half the time im convinced he doesnt actually know the rules.. or has heard someone say "the games different over there" when refering to super league... and he's took it literally!

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luaki ?! what is he on?!... half the time im convinced he doesnt actually know the rules.. or has heard someone say "the games different over there" when refering to super league... and he's took it literally!

He's a maniac. There are dirty players, then there are those with a screw loose. O'Meley famously rubs deep heat on his forehead to psych himself up. I think Lauaki must eat the heads of bats and tie their endtrails in his hair. Taz-manian devil.

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I think Calderwoods days an an RL player are definitely over - he was nothing short of dire last night.

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Balsawood needs a good centre to give him the short walk overs he used to get when playing at Leeds.

Looks like his bottles gone though, his days could be numbered, maybe NL next season.

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Balsawood needs a good centre to give him the short walk overs he used to get when playing at Leeds.

Looks like his bottles gone though, his days could be numbered, maybe NL next season.

Serious question - did he ever have any in the first place? The nickname Balsawood was with him before he left Leeds.

I could never knock his effort at Wigan, but he just struck me as a fast bloke stood by the touchline who could catch on occasion but had a shocking lack of ability to read the game, terrible defensive technique and shirked conflict at every opportunity. Most entertaining thing about him was the first game of the season and seeing how much hair he had lost each winter :D

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calderwood is a shi'thouse of the highest order, he likes to niggle the opposition and then runs away when they turn on him. he did it in the confed cup final against tonga at widnes a couple of years back, verbally threatened feleti mateo and when feleti walked towards him he ran off like a big tart.

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Serious question - did he ever have any in the first place? The nickname Balsawood was with him before he left Leeds.

I could never knock his effort at Wigan, but he just struck me as a fast bloke stood by the touchline who could catch on occasion but had a shocking lack of ability to read the game, terrible defensive technique and shirked conflict at every opportunity. Most entertaining thing about him was the first game of the season and seeing how much hair he had lost each winter :D

When I said his bottle had gone, didn't really mean for his ability to mix it but his ability to take on the opposition, seems to cut inside and run sideways at every opportunity these days.

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He's a maniac. There are dirty players, then there are those with a screw loose. O'Meley famously rubs deep heat on his forehead to psych himself up. I think Lauaki must eat the heads of bats and tie their endtrails in his hair. Taz-manian devil.

Nah Taz is a dude. Luaki is an ###### (oh no swear filter!!!)

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. Most entertaining thing about him was the first game of the season and seeing how much hair he had lost each winter :D

classic!!!!!!!!

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Balsawood needs a good centre to give him the short walk overs he used to get when playing at Leeds.

Looks like his bottles gone though, his days could be numbered, maybe NL next season.

What's the NL?

Netball League maybe?

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can't believe calderwood got sin-binned for refusing to fight :huh: and ben cockayne is a complete thug :dry:

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Luaki is an ######

You would think that after he swatted Leon Pryce off like a fly at Knowsely Rd a few months back. :P

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Luaki what was he up too lifting like that.

Fantastic tackle by Tom Briscoe on Fox at end.

After it seemed to dawn on Lauaki that you couldn't do that , he set him down so carefully it was comical.

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You would think that after he swatted Leon Pryce off like a fly at Knowsely Rd a few months back. :P

Maybe that would be the case but thanks to the fog I missed a lot of unpleasant sights that night. Unfortunately i heard the score :D

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2 posts deleted, one the main deleted post and one that quoted it.

Please keep the racial comments to your self, especially when they're nowhere near the context of the thread and certainly come across as racist.

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thanks to the fog I missed a lot of unpleasant sights that night :D

Sadly it wasn't foggy in the pub - you saw Rob in all his glory :(

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2 posts deleted, one the main deleted post and one that quoted it.

Please keep the racial comments to your self, especially when they're nowhere near the context of the thread and certainly come across as racist.

Sorry but the comment wasn't meant to come across as being racist, I think he does look like a few of the taxi drivers I've come across in Batley after a nite out...

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Sadly it wasn't foggy in the pub - you saw Rob in all his glory :(

:D Yes, that was unfortunate ;)

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but he just struck me as a fast bloke stood by the touchline

Never been a fan of Calderwood but that description could I imagine have been levelled at a great many more wingers over the years than merely at Calderwood.

Some in fact that have been regarded as far better players than he would ever have been considered to be, in a few cases classed as legends even!

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