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This is scary stuff!

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Oh come on, Phil! If that rambling rubbish scares you, you must be terrified of your own shadow. :lol:

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How to spot a masturbator? If it's a mammal, and walks on two legs, it's a masturbator!

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Am I a trendsetter then?

I reckon you could waste an entire weekend just clicking previous articles on there. It is pure brilliance. Please no one ruin it for me by saying it's satirical.

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Shocked beyond the capacity for rational thought :blink:

Shocked? Scary? :D

This, my friend...

The sacred institution of marriage is the just place for the penis, yet some young men cannot refrain from enjoying their bodies in sneaky ways. They pleasure the penis to a full erection and then recklessly spill their seeds with little concern for where it lands. Many do this quite often, even several times a week, and the damage is shown on their weary, pained faces. They suffer from the horrific guilt knowing that others know that they reek of self-abuse.

is pure comedy gold. :D :D

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I suspect that this may be the work of Chris Morris or US equivalent, it is too nuts even for Yank botherers ... Surely

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From 'How To Spot A Masturbator' ..... it’s important for parents and work supervisors to be able to spot a chronic or even just a casual masturbator in their midst, oversleeping, locked doors, avoiding eye contact, messy beds, fear of clean underwear, long steamy showers and a pungent bleach-like odor on one’s bedsheets are all red flags of masturbation invasion. One trick passed on to me is that you can press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, "That smells like semen". If the boy’s face turns red and he runs from the room, the evidence is clear.

:O:blink::wacko:

I will be returning again and again to this website for more tips. Next I am going to read about " Is gay contagious? 20 ways you can catch it" and "What pubic hair says about a woman".

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It's so funny!!

The picture of Hitler with the caption atheist and vegetarian. It's so difficult for them to admit he was a Roman Catholic.

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Oh come on, Phil! If that rambling rubbish scares you, you must be terrified of your own shadow. :lol:

Thats why I never go out when its sunny :D

Um ... Christwire is a well-known parody site, actually. http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Christwire

ah wasn't aware of that, the fact that some people (like me) didn't realise its a parody shows how nutty the real ones are.

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Are you sure? :blush:

Alas, Jack Chick is only too real. His tracts are often to be seen in USia left out for innocent strangers to take away. A terrible end they come to.

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Alas, Jack Chick is only too real. His tracts are often to be seen in USia left out for innocent strangers to take away. A terrible end they come to.

He would look almost cool today. B)

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It's so funny!!

The picture of Hitler with the caption atheist and vegetarian. It's so difficult for them to admit he was a Roman Catholic.

Apparently, Hitler wasn't a veggie after all.

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Apparently, Hitler wasn't a veggie after all.

no he wasn't, it's a myth, he was though, a food faddist who followed all the "latest" diet crazes. He would have got on with Gillian McKeith.

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no he wasn't, it's a myth, he was though, a food faddist who followed all the "latest" diet crazes. He would have got on with Gillian McKeith.

I'm glad you didn't call her "Dr" Gillian McKeith. I like to think of her as "The Poo Botherer"

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no he wasn't, it's a myth, he was though, a food faddist who followed all the "latest" diet crazes. He would have got on with Gillian McKeith.

To quote Ben Goldacre..

"Gillian McKeith, or to use her full medical title, Gillian McKeith" :D

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Baden-Powell's Scouting for Boys says this about it.

...the boy after a time becomes weak and nervous and shy, he gets headaches and probably palpitation of the heart, and if he still carries it on too far he very often goes out of his mind and becomes an idiot".

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Baden-Powell's Scouting for Boys says this about it.

...the boy after a time becomes weak and nervous and shy, he gets headaches and probably palpitation of the heart, and if he still carries it on too far he very often goes out of his mind and becomes an idiot".

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