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The maker doesn't need it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't know they're using it!

What is it?

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How many toys can u put in an empty box

One, after that it wont be empty.

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What do u throw out when u want to use it but take in when u dont want to use it

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What do u throw out when u want to use it but take in when u dont want to use it

fishing net

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What word is spelt incorrectly in every dictionary?

incorrectly???

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They call me a man but i'll never have a wife. I was given a body but not a life. They made me a mouth but didn't give me a breath. water gives me life but the sun brings me death. What am i

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They call me a man but i'll never have a wife. I was given a body but not a life. They made me a mouth but didn't give me a breath. water gives me life but the sun brings me death. What am i

snowman

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I am at the beginning of the end, I am the end of time, I am in everything.

What am I?

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I am at the beginning of the end, I am the end of time

What am I?

this thread??

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What do u throw out when u want to use it but take in when u dont want to use it

An Anchor

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I am at the beginning of the end, I am the end of time, I am in everything.

What am I?

The letter "E"

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The letter "E"

Reminds me of when the Yorkshire woman died her old feller went to order a headstone for her grave. The monumental mason asked what wording he would like on the tablet.

"We'll she were quite religious so I'd like Lord she were Thine"

"No problem" the guy replied " Come back next Friday and I'll have it done"

When he returned to the shop the mason said "what do you think" as he proudly showed off his handiwork

The customer read it

"Lord she were Thin"

"No lad it won't do look you've left off the E"

"Oh so I have, don't worry there is plenty of room for me to add it on. Come back on Monday and it'll be reet"

After the weekend yer man returned, once again the mason proudly displayed his workmanship

"There you go what do you think now" he asked

The wording now read

Ee Lord she were thin.

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