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jamescolin    215

I got to thinking the other day whilst reading somebody's epitaph. 1. Sporting 2. Work

Mine would be:-

1. Sporting

Tried hard but didn't achieve his ambitions, Probably due to his shortcomings, in all aspects.

2.Work

He succeeded quite well. Looking through the other end of the telescope being his particular forte. He frequently saw things in a different light.

What would your epitaph be?

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Maureen T-k    376

Or made up one for old players. Here's one for a player who didn't bathe.

Ran hard, ran strong - but boy did he pong!

Colin are you bored by any chance?

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I got to thinking the other day whilst reading somebody's epitaph. 1. Sporting 2. Work

Mine would be:-

1. Sporting

Tried hard but didn't achieve his ambitions, Probably due to his shortcomings, in all aspects.

2.Work

He succeeded quite well. Looking through the other end of the telescope being his particular forte. He frequently saw things in a different light.

What would your epitaph be?

Steady thissen. Not too long to kick off. Keep tecking the tablets.

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jamescolin    215

Here's a funny one I read the other day. Supposed to be true.

About a cowboy called Lester Moore. He was a Wells Fargo agent. in 1880

Here lies Lester Moore

Took 4 slugs from a .44

No Les No more

Funny old life. My comment not the gravestones.

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jamescolin    215

Apologies

Mobile system did not appear to accept the post but obviously it did!

Santa, can I have a new IT course for Crimbo?

Obviusly an ill to far Andy. If you get a new one you can send the old one to Boot Hill

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jamescolin    215

I've been taking Viagra for a while now.

It helps me to sleep by not falling out of bed.!!

Your epitaph then would read:

HERE LIES TWO STIFFS

AND UNDERNEATH: CARE THE LID IS LOOSE WE COULDN'T SCREW IT DOWN

THIS GUY DIDN'T KNOW IF HE WAS COMING OR GOING

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johnh    0

Dedicated to all who argue with refs:

Here lies the body of William Jay

Who died defending his right of way

He was right, dead right, as he sped along

But he's just as dead as if he'd been wrong.

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oldrover    370

oldrover-gone but not forgiven

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jamescolin    215

Saw one from the future for Mike Tyson

A Champion of bygone years

He scrapped and sneered and cussed

Notorious for biting ears

He finally bit the dust

If he comes around I aint to be found.

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