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Vatican sources have blamed a spelling mistake for the shock news that the successor to the Pope is announced as Kingstone Press.

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A Chinese Cardinal who sells boat parts on Ebay could get the job at the Vatican. Please welcome Pope Ye the Sail Oar man.

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Vatican denies Kim Kardashian could be the next Pope. A spokesman stated that the Cardinal in charge of the Papal election had actually said "We are looking for someone who can follow Herr RaTzinger"

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I hear that the Coca-Cola corporation are desperate that Cardinal Angelo Scola is not named as Benedict's successor, thus boosting their rivals Pepsi by being Pope Scola.

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I hear that the Coca-Cola corporation are desperate that Cardinal Angelo Scola is not named as Benedict's successor, thus boosting their rivals Pepsi by being Pope Scola.

If he is a doctrinal follower of his predecessor, the pubs and clubs of The Vatican will inundated by pilgrims ordering Benedictine Pope Scola cocktails.

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Selecting the new Pope only takes about 5 minutes. What's taking so long is all the CRB checks.

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Selecting the new Pope only takes about 5 minutes. What's taking so long is all the CRB checks.

Especially as they are so bad they have to keep burning them.

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No-one could ever say Paddy Power don;t have a sense of humour. Richard Dawkins at 666/1

don't laugh

Bono was made for the job

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Various tv news channels Im flicking through in Ausria, where I am at the moment, are announcing a French chap, Tauren

Nice when the lttle countries get something...

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Sky news reporter getting a bit carried away just shout what a f***ing privilege it is to be there. Had to rewind it a couple of times to make sure I hadn't miss heard him

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M.Tauren is actually the PA man who will announce the line-up.

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I think it's supposed to bethi lad from Brazil

He's been referred to as a 'conservative'

looks like a lot o fpoverty stricken catholics are in for a kicking as they struggle through life

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Argentine Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio.

Well, that's it . We're buggered. We've lost the Falklands now. :angry: :angry:

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