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Signs you are getting old

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Splash farting on a daily basis and I mean really badly up my back down my leg you name it I'm doing it lol

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Like it was yesterday. In fact, and this is a true indication of ageing, probably better than I can remember what happened yesterday. :(

You are very, very young.

Nah, feeling older now there are rugby players and whatnot doing proper things and I'm not!

I am actually someone who prefers to act my shoe size, not my age!!

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Watching Call The Midwife the other night and realising the era in which it is set is not the dark distant past but the era into which I was born. :(

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Watching Call The Midwife the other night and realising the era in which it is set is not the dark distant past but the era into which I was born. :(

For l'ang and JohnM it's Walking with Dinosaurs.

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If you remember when Pet Shop Boys - It's a Sin was number one, that was when I was born.

1987. I'd been divorced for seven years and was resident with my second live-in girlfriend.

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Not Frederick Road Baths, or Swinton Baths by any chance?

Seedley - demolished YEARS ago

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If you remember when Pet Shop Boys - It's a Sin was number one, that was when I was born.

So you're saying you're nearer 30 than 20?

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Did you forget the second part hence the pause?

Just had to get my breath back after climbing the stairs.

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If you are unsure whether you are old or not, ask an eighteen year old.

They will be confused that there could be any doubt and then:

a. Tell you that you are old.

or

b. Humour you. Because you are a grown-up asking them a question.

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Splash farting on a daily basis and I mean really badly up my back down my leg you name it I'm doing it lol

I empty my bladder and bowels at 6.30 every morning.Trouble is I dont get up till 8.30

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I was telling a couple of students about Fermat's Last Theorem and that it was only proven recently in 1994. Their response was that they didn't think that was recent since that was the year they were born. :(

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For l'ang and JohnM it's Walking with Dinosaurs.

oi! you! I'll have you know I went to the same junior school as young Ryan Giggs.

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.though I was there 28 years before he was. :lol:

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oi! you! I'll have you know I went to the same junior school as young Ryan Giggs.

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.though I was there 28 years before he was. :lol:

Heh, only two days later there fella! ;)

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Heh, only two days later there fella! ;)

When you get to Johns' age, that is a lightning response. :)

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To be fair, he lives in Lincolnshire. He has to post his replies to the railway station. Then the telepgraph office converts it to e-mail.

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To be fair, he lives in Lincolnshire. He has to post his replies to the railway station. Then the telepgraph office converts it to e-mail.

They have railways and telegraphs in Lincs? B)

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Whilst working, I regularly walk to my van and wonder what it is I want out of it by the time I get there.

And I haven't reached 50 yet. :(

Bloody liar!

When filling in your date of birth on a website and you have to scroll for some time through the drop down box before you reach the correct year.

I rest my case. ;)

(Only joking. You don't look a day older than Roy Boy. :ph34r: )

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If you remember when Pet Shop Boys - It's a Sin was number one, that was when I was born.

I remember that, but I was only six when that was number one.

When I was born, Barbra Streisand was at number one with "Woman In Love".

However, someone I've been seeing recently was born when The Shadows were at number one with "Kon-Tiki". So if you remember that then it's a sign you are old enough for me. ;)

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I remember that, but I was only six when that was number one.

When I was born, Barbra Streisand was at number one with "Woman In Love".

However, someone I've been seeing recently was born when The Shadows were at number one with "Kon-Tiki". So if you remember that then it's a sign you are old enough for me. ;)

Is the OAP rich perchance?! :P

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Is the OAP rich perchance?! :P

He's the spirit of a boy as young as you, my dear, and then some! :lol:

And I have no idea as to how rich he his. I've never asked, have no intention of doing so, and insist on paying half of everything. :)

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