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The Telegraph's favourite day of the year...

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...Fruity Thursday! The day when attractive female students receive their exam results.

 

Students who are ugly or male (or both) are awarded theirs in a separate ceremony in a darkened cellar, some time next week.

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Pretty sure this wasn't an annual event in the past. Who cares?

Who cares? Sweaty-palmed Telegraph editors, that's who. ;) 

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...Fruity Thursday! The day when attractive female students receive their exam results.

 

Students who are ugly or male (or both) are awarded theirs in a separate ceremony in a darkened cellar, some time next week.

 

Some sort of welly fetish....or is this the new fashion...or perhaps they all just got As in A-level farming...

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The main reason the highbrow papers like it is because they'll sell shedloads of extra papers with multi-page education sections to parents and sixthformers checking out all their options.

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...Fruity Thursday! The day when attractive female students receive their exam results.

 

Students who are ugly or male (or both) are awarded theirs in a separate ceremony in a darkened cellar, some time next week.

Is it my eyes or is the one second in from the right just wearing a shirt and nowt else?

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Is it my eyes or is the one second in from the right just wearing a shirt and nowt else?

 

'... pupils at Tiffin Girls School in Kingston-Upon-Thames'

 

Somehow, I didn't think the Telegraph would be sending its reporters to a comprehensive school in Hartlepool.

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They probably use the young fit girls to prevent the kind of abuse I saw on Twitter because one of the girls in a picture was quite bonny.  Sad sad people out there behind their keyboards.

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They probably use the young fit girls to prevent the kind of abuse I saw on Twitter because one of the girls in a picture was quite bonny. Sad sad people out there behind their keyboards.

Be careful with the term 'bonny' it has a completely opposite meaning in west than in the east

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Be careful with the term 'bonny' it has a completely opposite meaning in west than in the east

Oh right.  For clarity then, she was a young lady of the larger size.

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Careful, this is how Gary Glitter got started.

 

 

I was in fact referring to those on here who had followed the posted link

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