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Vossy quotes

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We're having the best world cup ever, the players are lighting it up up on the pitch, and Vossy has been a breath of fresh air calling the games.  

 

'Either the Titanic has just smashed into the side of Langtree Park or that's half time'

 

 

Good on yer vossy,  way ahead of what we are normally subjected to.

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I think it helps that he goes to the pub before every game.

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I've been in the Three Pigeons, Ossett Brewery pub, Art Deco classic fittings, not far from the Shay.

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LOL'd when MoiMoi lost his shorts and he said 'that's impressed Brian Noble'.

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Think it was the Fiji against Aus who were a "bee's appendage" away from a try.

He's added to my enjoyment of the competition.

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NZ vs PNG when two NZ players picked up a PNG player, spun him around and dumped him to the ground.

Vossy: 'Aw, they've turned him into some sort of party game!'

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"He's left 3 of his ribs on the pitch......somebody cook them up for me with some BBQ sauce...."

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"He's left 3 of his ribs on the pitch......somebody cook them up for me with some BBQ sauce...."

Quote of the tournament by far.

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"There's a game tonight, one tomorrow, one Wednesday and one Friday.  We have to keep Thursday clear for you to get the shopping in."

 

and I think from today...

 

"Fui Fui Moi Moi has won the Man Man of the Match Match"

 

The guys pure class!

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I really cannot stomach what's going to happen come Feb/March when we get the two Sky muppets back. Vossy makes a 50-0 blow out watchable.

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What he has is wit. What Stevo had at the beginning was a list of "one liners" that were as contrived and as natural as the colour of Hemmings' hair.

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What he has is wit. What Stevo had at the beginning was a list of "one liners" that were as contrived and as natural as the colour of Hemmings' hair.

 

He has wit, but also a good understanding of the game.

 

Above all though, he never ever plays to the negative, only the positive.

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He has wit, but also a good understanding of the game.

Above all though, he never ever plays to the negative, only the positive.

Spot on.

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give him a few weeks. He'll say something against your team and you'll turn in him.

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Voss is TV Gold, but Nobby fits in well too and even has Vossy tittering sometimes - they feed off each other.

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give him a few weeks. He'll say something against your team and you'll turn in him.

 

He should really try something different.  I wonder if he's thought about a chip over the top.

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He's genius, even got the better half chuckling in games she's moaning about me watching

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In the NZ v Samoa game I loved when Mose Masoe took a big hit up and Vossy came out with "Big Mose Masoe there. You wouldn't want to pick up his pastry bill!"

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He's genius, even got the better half chuckling in games she's moaning about me watching

 

Same here, inexplicably she has no interest in RL but even she was chuckling at something he said last week!

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