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Rhino Scent Detected!

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I have very bad news Leeds Rhinos fans...you might want to sit down for this.

In the recent Toronto Wolfpacks  run down and hamstringing  of a number of Barrow Raiders a faint Rhino scent was detected on a Barrow jersey...did they play you recently?  Are you fools????

Our understanding is that the Leeds Rhino is a large, slow and somewhat dim witted beast.  Perfect prey for the Pack! A short chase, hamstringing and quick finishing; easy meat for a minimal effort from the entire Pack!  Bailey even confirmed it was the stench of the brute.

 

We have your scent (although very faint) but we will be coming for you the next time we catch it.  You can run from the Pack but you cannot hide Leeds Rhinos!  We are stalking you...beware the Pack.

We'll be seeing you soon Little Red Riding Hood! (The Wolfpack is growing and needs meat!)

One day there will be a knock at your clubhouse door and you will open it: WELCOME TO THE WOLF!

We will be coming for you...but the entire pack will be on you before you know it.

"Chin, chin for now"

 

"Run With The Pack"

 

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Okay I warned Ya!

Understand:  I personally selected the live tree, felled myself, stripped it , then squared with an adz.

Had an Old Order Mennonite friend help me hand saw the boards,then put it all together...this art form, although two dimensional, should attempt to be envisioned in three dimensions.   There are stories within stories here accordingly done to the old techniques....all correct and proper to the old ways/rules.  This is a traditional ceremonial mortuary board according to the Haida technique.

Quick things to look for:

Title: The Final Cull Of The Great Leeds Rhino  By The Toronto Wolfpack! (White Cedar/Pounded Copper)

Panel 1:  'Wolf Meet Leeds Rhino'; notice in Panel One the TWP timberwolf meeting the Leeds Rhino for the first time; FINALLY CONTACT!; ears are back;muzzle closed (do you see it DP?)-that is only the first depth there are 4 more but finer to the trained eye.

Panel 2:  Wolf Attacks The Rhino!; Notice the ears in attack (up/back; lunge is being made;notice teeth) many other things if you know what the symbols mean and their sequencing.

That me between the Panels...can you see what I'm doing?  Above and below me is my personal tag.

It took many hours to make and the whole time I envisioned the game of the TWP beating the Rhinos...it is important that this is done since it puts 'power and spirit' into the piece..I'm happy with it..

What do you think: 

Gotcha DP...Gotcha didn't I?

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I look forward to tasting the Rhino flesh...why does the dumb beast keep hiding?...........I smell you Rhino!

"You can run but you cannot hide.!"

Signed,

The Wolfpack

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THE RUGBY GODS HAVE SENT THE SIGN!...YOU CONTINUE TO RUN FROM THE PACK BUT WE WILL TRACK YOU DOWN!...not only do we have the scent, now we have your talisman, your destiny is ties to ours..we got the MOJO!

 

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Scent getting very strong...evidence of scat and footprints....close now...very close....

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You could not beat Fev at home , so I don't think you will beat Leeds away , as they will be too fast for your team , as Toronto are not used to playing other full time teams in a higher league,  can't see you beating Leeds to be honest.

Having said that I do believe you will go up , and I hope you do , And if it's at the expense of say Widnes or Salford , of which this  is your real  hope it's all  good .

It is these two teams you need to beat when you meet them

 

Leeds and Hull KR at this present time are a step too far for you.

And i am am not a Leeds or Hull KR fan Kayakman.

 

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On 8/3/2018 at 8:19 PM, hunslet ramone said:

You could not beat Fev at home , so I don't think you will beat Leeds away , as they will be too fast for your team , as Toronto are not used to playing other full time teams in a higher league,  can't see you beating Leeds to be honest.

Having said that I do believe you will go up , and I hope you do , And if it's at the expense of say Widnes or Salford , of which this  is your real  hope it's all  good .

It is these two teams you need to beat when you meet them

 

Leeds and Hull KR at this present time are a step too far for you.

And i am am not a Leeds or Hull KR fan Kayakman.

 

Having fun with Leeds but lets face it...like them or not they are a great and glorious club.  I still have to shake my head sometimes to believe it.  Only our second season and we are facing Leeds in the playoff....hard to believe really.

This is our chance!...we have to seize the moment here, if we can beat Leeds that is really something but I know it won't be easy...who would have thunk it???...looking forward to the game.

I think we can take them!  I know we have the speed.

"Wolfpack On Fire!"

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Kman, we have spoken many times before, and you are, well , crazy, as we all know, but you know what, you may be well right here. I think you will beat Leeds easily. They are in turmoil. Seize the moment my friend, seize the moment. 

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15 hours ago, TMF said:

Kman, we have spoken many times before, and you are, well , crazy, as we all know, but you know what, you may be well right here. I think you will beat Leeds easily. They are in turmoil. Seize the moment my friend, seize the moment. 

I tried to tell everybody that this was going to happen but no one believed me in 'a million years', I believe that was the phrase they used...well its year 2.   People should put on their seat belts...this is just the beginning for TWP...just the start of a long and fruitful excursion into uncharted waters.

"Move Into New Territory With The Pack!"

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We are here now.....we have come.

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I think you will find....no Rhinos supporters use this forum....

and as for your bitches biting Hamstrings ?....

I thought Bussey bit someone's ear ?....

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21 minutes ago, RPH said:

I think you will find....no Rhinos supporters use this forum....

and as for your bitches biting Hamstrings ?....

I thought Bussey bit someone's ear ?....

Its perfectly natural to be afraid of a Wolfpack...now listen little bulldog cousin, this fight is far too big for you...let the big  canines handle this type of stuff.

Yes...yes I know.... you want to "Run With The Pack" but your legs are just too short to keep up little fella....there is going to be alot of running involved in this chase.  You can watch from a distance if you like.

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I hope you like running round in circles.... get some practise in for Friday....

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On 9/26/2018 at 4:25 PM, RPH said:

I hope you like running round in circles.... get some practise in for Friday....

The Rugby Gods have spoken!!!!!   The Wolfpack feasts on Rhino flesh....

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congratulations.....Rhinos have only lost 14 times to full timers this season.....you made it no15....quite a feat....

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1 hour ago, RPH said:

congratulations.....Rhinos have only lost 14 times to full timers this season.....you made it no15....quite a feat....

ooooh  sourgrapes

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8 hours ago, RobertAM said:

ooooh  sourgrapes

I'm not a rhinos fan...and none of them uses this forum

I'm just amazed Kayakperson and you are coming on here looking for praise....

even we gave them a game the other year....and they were good then....

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try this forum...and don't mention wolves biting people....its an Adult forum.....

RLFANS.COM

 

 

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On 9/29/2018 at 9:31 AM, RPH said:

try this forum...and don't mention wolves biting people....its an Adult forum.....

RLFANS.COM

 

 

now, now

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