Community Status Updates
Some ###### woke me up in the middle of the night by phoning. I thought my phone alarm was set, like it never is. Slightly odd!
So flights into Edinburgh...landed early, landed early, landed early, landed early, landed early, landed early, delayed 85 minutes. Guess which one I'm picking Lorraine up from?
Also, the rain woke me at seven this morning, or more likely the overflowing gutters causing a river to clatter onto the sills. The dogs can go and ###### if they want a walk for the moment. Or rather, they can't.
Next programme on telly is apparently "My Daughter the Teenage Nudist". And I was about to go to bed...
Got VERY wet tonight. The water was a foot deep at Holy Corner. Hoping for more thunder at the weekend to justify the torrents.
While buying a pint yesterday, I was intrigued as to why the chap next to me was fiddling with his crotch and exhorting the bar staff to give him a stanley knife. On closer inspection, he was struggling to remove a zip-tie from his glans. I didn't ask.
Mr Commentator, stop talking out of your hole. This isn't a torrid experience, it's quite an enjoyable game to watch.
Freezer defrosting is going well. Plans until pub this afternoon? Very minimal. Good stuff. Will be more useful tomorrow.