Community Status Updates
Just whizzed through old Gerrards X stamping ground - very impressed to see covered, double decker cycle parking. Well done Chiltern rail!
Wayne Rooney is 1/3 on to be next England captain! Sweet Jesus! Another choker who can't produce at the major tournaments
Anyone fancy watching Dawn of the Planet of the Apes later? I'm bored and really wanna see this film!
First game at Huntington Stadium in 5 weeks. 1st v 2nd in the table. York City Knights RLFC v Oldham Roughyeds today should be a cracker!
We just worked out that the Aussie PM Tony Abbott is the #### child of Tony Blair and George W Bush - some hideous genetic experiment going on.
So far, WWE RAW has given us a Nikki Bella nip-slip and proof of how bad boob jobs can be with Stephanie McMahon! What next...!