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"I didn't come here lookin' for trouble. I just came to do the red dwarf shuffle!" Yeah.
Glad i didnt go and spend money on a takeaway now, just had some chicken and chips. Was beltin and saved me about £8 :)
The BBC is showing us whale penises. Attached to whales and doing the business. That's why we have the licence fee.
Spent a fantastic day at Dalton Zoo today, the councillors really need to back David Gills plans of extending instead of standing in his way all the time. The only thing that spoiled the day was the bloody wasps they are everywhere, so make sure you take plenty of repellent with you.
I'm guessing from twitter that I missed an amusing goalie related incident when I was making the boys' tea.