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"@aleeshamottram: what the ###### is glee. such a trainwreck of a programme". You should watch it to see Sue Sylvester. She's hilarious!
Breaking news: Theres a RIOT in my biscuit tin, some nutter called Rocky just hit Penguin with a club tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, police said rocky was seen catching a taxi to the dam, where he drank bourbon and had it off with a ginger nut, not a crumb of evidence has been found so the jammy dodger got away
Drove through Runcorn today and I thought there had been rioting. Then I remembered I was in Runcorn and this is what is looks like normally