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"@ReadMyTwips: rumours that hemel's kicking off at 3pm." It's going beyond now! I can see it going on for days! Bradford will be next!
Anyone who has lived in the UK knows that Chavism is a huge problem. This has been coming for years
90,000 northerners are to decend on the capital in 2 weeks - they'll sort this rioting ###### out!
I am going to respond to the rioting with traditional English pluck. I am off to the garden centre to consider which veggies to grow.