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Driving instructors have been subliminally teaching their pupils to drive on the right hand side of the road.

Seriously, take note when next on a dual carriageway, the increase is astounding............somebody needs to look into it. As albeit not the first act of integration, certainly concrete proof of subversive tactics employed by those in the shadows.

Caught by a feckin speed camera. try these I did and it saved me a heap o money and penalty points.

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I genuinely can't tell if this is parody or serious.

Serious. No coincidence that it's BMW and Mercedes drivers who are happy to sit in the 3rd lane, outside lane etc when the other lanes are empty. In our nearest town of Boston, with its one dual carriageway, people sit on the outside lane for the whole of its length because the are turning right in 2 miles.

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We are miles ahead of you all here in Coventry.

Our inner ring road is reputed to be the only road in the country where the "Rule of the Road" is officially keep right.All of the overhead gantries make it quite clear that the inside Lane is only for traffic leaving at the next junction.

The problem we have is with immigrants. They come here from other places in Britain and will insist on tootling along at 40 mph on the inside Lane.

Here's another tip for anyone coming to Coventry. Like everywhere else we are littered with speed cameras, they are ALL inactive. The council switched them off last year and have just announced they have no plans to switch them on.

Ron Banks

Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow

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Serious. No coincidence that it's BMW and Mercedes drivers who are happy to sit in the 3rd lane, outside lane etc when the other lanes are empty. In our nearest town of Boston, with its one dual carriageway, people sit on the outside lane for the whole of its length because the are turning right in 2 miles.

See, I knew it

Caught by a feckin speed camera. try these I did and it saved me a heap o money and penalty points.

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Pub quiz question: Which is the only public road in England where it is legal to drive on the right?

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

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Pub quiz question: Which is the only public road in England where it is legal to drive on the right?

no dereailing in boy, please

Caught by a feckin speed camera. try these I did and it saved me a heap o money and penalty points.

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All those one way roads that split into two lanes.

Nope. This is a proper two way road.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett)

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I hear that if we vote to stay the EU will immediately criminalise having a nice cup of tea and a sit down. I hope you're all happy. You make me sick.

This is parody too. And rather funny

"You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014

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Since the French have no word for parody, if the result is stay parody will be banned, unless it is farce.

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Since the French have no word for parody, if the result is stay parody will be banned, unless it is farce.

Serious.

"You clearly have never met Bob8 then, he's like a veritable Bryan Ferry of RL." - Johnoco 19 Jul 2014

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Not really, that was parody.

Sure it wan't a farce

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Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007

Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king"

 

This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits.

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