Futtocks

They know each other far too well to pretend that they are outraged.

These things don't happen "every time". They happen occasionally, by the direction of an experienced TV editor. If you genuinely believe that what you posted is reality, please walk away from the game for the sake of your mental health.

Matchwinners are players who win matches.

Okay, I was wrong. Great kick in desperate circumstances.

I have a sinking feeling that it'll be a Huddersfield error that loses this.

Excellent stuff.

It's all being undone by Sky's penny-pinching on HD replay cameras.

Gwapple me gwapenuts, that was almost a game-killer!

Makes for an even tenser finish for us neutrals, though.

Connor went on a mardy walkabout and St Helens took advantage.

There actually was some nonsense from the St Helens players, but Connor didn't sell it well enough.

Blake looks crocked.

Even closer than I thought!

Wallis taken out in mid-air? Looked like it to me, but only just.

Disappointed with him this evening. He was a very consistent performer at Wigan, but this is poor.