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Battlefield Earth: The "do you WANT lunch?" line as John Travolta tries to shove a rat down Barry Pepper's throat is, in context, the most laugh-out-loud bit in an unintentionally hilarious film.

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Overdrawn at the Memory Bank

Teacher: Oh, Desiree... you could have got mustard all over his brain!

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Planes, Trains & Automobiles: "Those aren't pillows!"

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Hard Ticket to Hawaii: Restaurant customer, staring at the waitress' cleavage, "I'll have a pair of coffee".

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

"Puny God"

"We're on a mission from God"

"Freedom without socialism is privilege and injustice, socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality" - Mikhail Bakunin

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HI DE HI.

Barry and Yvonne Stuart-Hargreaves.

Yvonne: "Barry just look at those girls sunbathing topless. They only do it to attract men".

Barry: "Well it doesn't do anything for me dear"

Yvonne: "Well what would you think if I sunbathed topless".

Barry: "It 'd be the first example ever of a couple of walnuts being used to crack a sledgehammer".

 

Only Fools. Episode Who wants to be a millionaire.

Jumbo."you think i'm bald don't you"

Rodney: "well it had crossed my mind".

Jumbo:"well i'm not"

Uncle Albert:" well that's a hell of a parting you've got there son"

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We play both kinds of music, country AND western.

With the best, thats a good bit of PR, though I would say the Bedford team, theres, like, you know, 13 blokes who can get together at the weekend to have a game together, which doesnt point to expansion of the game. Point, yeah go on!

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"When I said I was going to become a comedian they all laughed. Well they're not laughing now."

 

Bob Monkhouse

"I'm from a fishing family. Trawlermen are like pirates with biscuits." - Lucy Beaumont.

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"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Lisa Simpson quoting PT Barnum: You'll never go broke pandering to the lowest common denominator.

 

 

 

from Importance of being earnest

 

Lady Bracknell. .................  Do you smoke?

Jack. Well, yes, I must admit I smoke.

Lady Bracknell. I am glad to hear it. A man should always have an occupation of some kind. There are far too many idle men in London as it is.

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Not actually from a film, but a production meeting.

George Lucas: I know what I'm doing; everyone is gonna just love Jar Jar Binks!

Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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