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Marwan Koukash wants to drop to 8 a side

Demands rule change

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#1 Steve May

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 09:33 AM

After noticing that Salford haven't enough good players to fill a team and the other clubs won't play fair by immediately selling him all their best players, "the Good Doctor" has called for an immediate rule change to move from 13 a side to 8 a side.


He means business, this bloke. He's a sharp operator.

That's me.  I'm done.


#2 Swansea Jack

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 09:42 AM

Rubbish. Go away. If these are his ideas we can do without his money.

#3 hindle xiii

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 09:45 AM

Marwan Koukash wants to adopt the golf policy of the lowest score wins.

If you use "should of", "would of" or "could of", you are a moron.

On Odsal Top baht 'at.

 


#4 Cake Tiger

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 10:16 AM

Koukash also wants to change the pitch to an i-pitch like the one at Widnes. He is going to make it the same colour as the Rainbow Road level on Mario Karts.

#5 hindle xiii

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 10:30 AM

And each player will wear different coloured silks kits.

If you use "should of", "would of" or "could of", you are a moron.

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#6 gingerjon

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 10:57 AM

What's his opinion of the influence of giant crows?

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#7 LOYALION

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 11:32 AM

I'd heard that he wants to introduce a transfer policy similar to the ones first found within a Bazooka Joe bubble gum wrapper!

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#8 Finn

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 12:04 PM

I've heard that he wants to improve a club who have underachieved for almost 40 years, terrible isn't it.

#9 1976PMJwires

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 12:08 PM

This Dr is certainly good for Highlighting our game..... just his ideas are very different

#10 Finn

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 12:31 PM

Does the game really need exposure at any cost?


Unfortunately, yes.

#11 deluded pom?

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 12:37 PM

I think we need to be really careful with this guy.

He seems to like to shoot his mouth off, and most of it also seems to be hot air. Does the game really need exposure at any cost?


I think, though I'm not sure, there might be a touch of irony in the OP.

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#12 Hornetto

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 12:50 PM

He's a laugh a minute is Dr Cash-Cow :lol:

Edited by Hornetto, 06 March 2013 - 12:52 PM.

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#13 Gav Wilson

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 12:54 PM

What's his opinion of the influence of giant crows?


Depends on how rectangular the stadium is.

#14 Hornetto

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 01:00 PM

He's Merciless...


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Edited by Hornetto, 06 March 2013 - 01:01 PM.

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#15 JohnM

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Posted 06 March 2013 - 01:00 PM

Maybe, but there doesn't seem to be a lot of irony in Marwan's other drivel.


what drivel would that be?

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