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A bloke is sitting in whitehaven park with a bottle of cider(nowt new there then!)and father christmas comes round the corner and asks what he is doing,bloke says "im drowning my sorrows my wifes took off with my kids and ive also lost my job" father christmas feels a bit sorry for him and says if you do something for me il give you three wishes,the bloke agrees "my first wish is i want my kids back the second wish is i want my wife back and third wish is i want my job back" santa says "when you get home tonight your kids will be there along with your wife also a letter saying you have got your job back but now it is time for you to do something for me drop your pants and bend over"the bloke does and santa enters him,santa says by the way how old are you? "46" the blokes says, "46 and you still believe in father christmas no wonder your wife left you!!........