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Aldi have a gardening special this week. Amongst the items are wheelbarrow wheels. They seem to have them quite often. I can only assume they are a top seller. Funny thing is I have never bought or needed one. Reminds me of the labourer on the building site. He went up to the foreman and told him his wheelbarrow was squeeking. " How does it go" asked the foreman. Yer man answered "squeeeek............squeeeek..............squeeeek" "Your fired" said the boss. "Why"? 'Cos it should be going squeek,squeek,squeek

We need to reconsider our current levels of immigration. Tasmania is getting so crowded they are now stacking the wombats two-deep

Daily mail readers respond to an article about Hitler