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Are you including chips and ketchup in the definition? Because, I think you should.

People with mobile phones at gigs.

http://www.cardboardboxes4u.com/cardboard-boxes/flame-retardant-boxes.html

I suppose that is better than making 5kg of apple soup and typing on an asparagus computer.

The graphics card in my trusty MacBook Pro died. Just over six years old and gone. Ah well. Poor timing for Apple as I'm not replacing it with one of the spectacularly poor and spectacularly overpriced current MacBooks. I want one with the separate higher power graphics cards, I can get a very good gaming high power off the shelf HP or Dell for about £1000 but a MacBook Pro is about £2500 for the same spec. It used to be that MacBooks were slightly overpriced but you got immense quality. Now they're shoddily specced and overpriced with moderate quality at best. Modern designer handbags for students to boast about their daddy's money.