Shadow

Murder investigation into Widdecombe's death!

Ann Widdicombe

My favourite dad joke. About 20 years ago Bonnie Tyler had just been on the radio with the full ‘Turn around Bright eyes’ My youngest talked about the solar eclipse in 1999 and asked how often they happened. With a feeling of sheer delight I told him ’Every now and then son’ I still feel it’s one of my greatest parenting moments.

Victor Willis lead singer of The Village People

Someone’s got to say it

Truck off road competition and tractor pulling were favourites

Gil Gerard Buck Rogers in the 25th Century

Very strong and committed Full Back for a couple of seasons for my RU club in the cricket off season

I’m amazed you’re 6ft you look much smaller on my phone

I’d lose my membership of the Pedants And Nitpickers Trust Services or PANTS as we are known

As a pedant I feel I need to point out these are abbreviations not acronyms.

David Ball from Soft Cell

Told you Rights permissions are Woke and further evidence we need to be out of the ECHR

As the complaints are on Twitter I expect the suggestion is ‘woke’

Is Trisha Yates in it yet?

She’s so fine she blows my mind

Ming CampbellFormer Lib Dem leader

Thursday Murder Club Dull, convoluted plot with unconvincing characters. Pierce Brosnan seems to have taken voice coaching lessons from Russel Crowe, his acccent is all over the place Even the normally great Helen Mirren can’t make it work.

The only member of the Carry On team to be nominated for an Oscar

Alan Ahlberg

Can’t be true I’m sure he said we will all go together when we go

Jeremy Guscott is 60 today

19th September matey yaar this is different

What do you mean by ‘normal’ in this context? I would have thought even a casual acquaintance with his life and works would stop him being described as ‘normal’

Hit it