tonyXIII
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I like it with custard
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But that team selection's a bold 'un
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But who's right and who's wrong
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12 minutes ago, Johnoco said:
Does it rhyme well enough?
If not, then that's tough
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9 minutes ago, Johnoco said:
So....to start again.
About the Limerick there’s been much debate
But I'm piffed, and it's getting quite late
I had to use f instead of s to avoid the sweary filter
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We must all just go with the flow
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We all need more time for reflection
Or perhaps not!
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So, who has the sweetest complexion
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1 hour ago, Bearman said:
Any chance you can edit your post so that it fits with the Limerick thread?
He could try,
"Oh no, not the clap."
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Was taught rugby league by his granny
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Go on! Try this.
A young Yorkshire woman called Fan-ny
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4 hours ago, Mumby Magic said:
"Her ar$e looked like a plug socket.
What? With three holes? Even a total ###### like bojo won't have three, will he?
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To pick a four-leaf clover
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2 hours ago, DavidM said:
That euro group draw looks kind ... or it did until they let it be known our pair up for the knockouts is with the group of death
It won't be a problem. They'll all be dead.
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But 'curds' is much more sanitary
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There wasn't a great colour range
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But wouldn't get up off his ass
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Her husband was partial to bitter
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My favourite limerick requires a bit of thought:
The sermon our pastor rt. rev.
Began, might have had a rt. clev.
But his talk, though consistent
Kept the end so far distant
That we left since we thought he mt. nev.
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And polished it off with some glee.
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29 minutes ago, Kayakman said:
Well Tony my jealousy of your geographic location begins yet again.
Seems Old Man Winter has decided to turn on the snow machine for another year again...already been snowing for two days (about 2 feet) and now this: It begins!
Tonight Flurries and local snow squalls. Local blowing snow early this evening. Local amount 20 to 30 cm. Wind northwest 30 km/h gusting to 50 becoming light near midnight. Low minus 10. Wind chill near minus 15. Wed, 13 Nov Flurries and local snow squalls ending in the morning then cloudy with 60 percent chance of flurries. Local amount 5 cm. Wind becoming south 20 km/h early in the afternoon. High minus 4. Wind chill minus 15 in the morning and minus 10 in the afternoon. UV index 1 or low. Night Periods of snow. Amount 2 cm. Wind south 30 km/h becoming light after midnight. Temperature rising to minus 2 by morning. Wind chill minus 13 in the evening and minus 6 overnight. We've had our central heating on at night for the last three weeks. Hardly in your league, but I feel your pain.
Actually, I know you like it like that, so there's no pain. I do hope you are keeping warm, though. Good luck through your winter.
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12 hours ago, Bleep1673 said:
You got trains in Crete?
Sadly, no. There are no trains on this island.
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1 minute ago, Futtocks said:
I'm sure it does, but only in resorts that cater for, and get, people who just want to get hammered and act like cretins (not Cretans). Is Faliraki still a sinkhole of debauched Club 18-30 style activities?
You're probably right.
I don't know about Faliraki nowadays as I live in Crete and Faliraki is in Rhodes, but 20 years ago it was effectively a ghetto for young British drunkards. Here on Crete, the equivalent is Malia and, though I think it has calmed down somewhat, I would be very unhappy if my 20 year old daughter chose Malia as a holiday destination. (I don't have a 20 year old daughter, btw)
Incidentally, I think Club 18-30 has ceased trading. Thank God!
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On 22/10/2019 at 21:02, The Hallucinating Goose said:
I feel ashamed to be British when I see people from this country acting like that. Total and utter scumbags.
It tends not to happen in Greece. (I'm sure it does happen, just not as often) It could be because Greece is a bit further away and doesn't attract the yobs.
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Word Association Game 2 Limericks
in Any Other Business / Any Other Sports
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But chocolate might look quite faecal