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In t'oven

I've just put my meat in

They are if you're hot

My wife's just making a lasagne for tea . No not a frozen one , a real homemade one MMMMMMMMMM

Yes its similar to the ability of the ladies not to go on and on about decorating , doing the garden , tidying out the shed , washing the car etc , etc ...........

It's still in the red zone..........aahh...........bordering on.............aaHH..........industrial..........AAHHH...........strength....... ........AAATCHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

I've got man flu.........cough.......and if I don't die soon.....cough...... my wife's gunna kill me anyway......atchooooo!!

We're getting our new dustbin delivered tomorrow.......I'm so excited that I can hardly control myself .

Are you sure its not one of those ladyboys?

At 4 oclock today it will be 5 years and 14 days since I stopped smoking .

All the snow has now melted round here .

I'm setting off for York in about half an hour for my first RL fix of 2010 . The match is between York Acorn and Skirlaugh .

I've been to Scunthorpe today .

I've just been picking my toenails and I've pulled the full nail off my little toe on my right foot . I didn't swear that much really

UUGGRHHH once they've been used for a nappy , you couldn't use em for much else could you .