Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[bendyas]

4 days of work left.

[Severus]

Come into work this morning and don't know why I've bothered. No ###### else is in.

Spent yesterday clearing our lounge ready for painting and getting a new carpet laid. Finally getting rid of the god awful laminate flooring , the previous owners of our house had really bad taste (magnolia everywhere ffs).

New bathroom also coming soon.

[Haloman]

I did over 120 miles on my rebuild bike yesterday.

[Haloman]

I want to force the mothers of the #### who broke into one of my sheds last night and stole two of my motorcycles to feed their verminous spawn neat bleach.

[Wolford6]

Spent yesterday clearing our lounge ready for painting and getting a new carpet laid.

Of course, in Yorkshire we know to lay the new carpet after the room has been painted.

[James Vukmirovic]

I wrestled my fourth match last night in a Tag Team match.

My team was on the losing end, but the match really worked well and the crowd got behind it and really got into it, especially when, in my persona as the Iron Serb, I grabbed the mike off the Ring Announcer Kris, berated him for getting my name wrong, then called him a stupid, ignorant Englishman, before addressing the crowd with the same comment.

Got me the heat I wanted and set the match up nicely. Not bad, considering my leg is screwed

[Marauder]

I found a

[Severus]

Of course, in Yorkshire we know to lay the new carpet after the room has been painted.

Painting is this week, carpet comes next week.

[Severus]

I want to force the mothers of the #### who broke into one of my sheds last night and stole two of my motorcycles to feed their verminous spawn neat bleach.

That's awful and pisses me off. Someone puts in the time and effort to restore/create something nice and #### who wouldn't know what it is like to work and earn something just take what they want. Hope you get the bikes back ok. Hangings too good for them.

[Wolford6]

I want to force the mothers of the #### who broke into one of my sheds last night and stole two of my motorcycles to feed their verminous spawn neat bleach.

Really sorry about that.

I hope the police find them. I suspect that if they are veteran bikes there's a reasonable chance.

[Haloman]

Thanks for that. They were recovered the same night, dumped behind local shops; one on its side. Luckily there is little or no damage.

It has cost me

Edited August 19, 2008 by Haloman

[Yorkshire Pie]

Glad you've got them back, but a bummer about the no claims

I've spent the evening making chocolates. I think I'm getting the technique now, I can do multi coloured/marbled efforts, so it might be time to move on to truffles and fillings.

There is a very rigourous quality control procedure in place, which involves me sampling the produce to ensure that nothing sub-standard gets fed to anyone else.

In fact, nothing gets fed to anyone else...

[High Peak Rhino]

Glad you've got them back, but a bummer about the no claims

I've spent the evening making chocolates. I think I'm getting the technique now, I can do multi coloured/marbled efforts, so it might be time to move on to truffles and fillings.

There is a very rigourous quality control procedure in place, which involves me sampling the produce to ensure that nothing sub-standard gets fed to anyone else.

In fact, nothing gets fed to anyone else...

I am a professional chocolate taster.

[Skippy]

I wrestled my fourth match last night in a Tag Team match.

My team was on the losing end, but the match really worked well and the crowd got behind it and really got into it, especially when, in my persona as the Iron Serb, I grabbed the mike off the Ring Announcer Kris, berated him for getting my name wrong, then called him a stupid, ignorant Englishman, before addressing the crowd with the same comment.

Got me the heat I wanted and set the match up nicely. Not bad, considering my leg is screwed

I knew you'd be a baddy!

[amy-victoria]

Life at the moment is ######.

[amm]

'giggles like a schoolgirl mode on' the newest member is willy 'giggles like a schoolgirl mode off'

[James Vukmirovic]

I knew you'd be a baddy!

Thanks. I'll be honest, with a name like the Iron Serb, I was hardly likely to get cheered.

Besides, if people aren't booing my character, then there's something wrong

[bendyas]

Only 10 1/2 hours left of teaching!

[Tiny Tim]

I want to force the mothers of the #### who broke into one of my sheds last night and stole two of my motorcycles to feed their verminous spawn neat bleach.

I am not trying to put the boot in, but you don't think this might be a revenge thing from you waking up the neighbourhood playing with your bikes at 2am (as you mentioned in an earlier post)?

I am not saying for one minute this makes it okay to steal your bikes.

[sam]

i have oasis tickets...yay!

[amy-victoria]

Today I have a baked a cake and I made some chocolate buns.

[Severus]

Sports shops are ######. Just popped out to buy some rugby boots and went to two shops before I even found one that sold soccer boots. It was basically chavs r us.

[amy-victoria]

Sports shops are ######. Just popped out to buy some rugby boots and went to two shops before I even found one that sold soccer boots. It was basically chavs r us.

Do you not have a Sports Direct?

[stimpo-and-kat]

One of my rats has a limp in her back leg

[hindle xiii]

I still don't know who broke the old UTFs thread, or why.