Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[Tiny Tim]

Today I accepted the job offer I received on Friday afer they agreed to my demands.

[scrape_goose]

I saw a pigeon fly into the side of a wagon that was travelling in the inside lane on the M1 near Jct 24.

The Pigeon then fell to the floor flapping in he middle lane and was hit by a car.

[Bob8]

Today I accepted the job offer I received on Friday afer they agreed to my demands.

A hot meal, two mules and the use of their daughter?

[Tiny Tim]

A hot meal, two mules and the use of their daughter?

Unlimited GM lobster, exclusive access to Angelina Jolie and a corner office.

[stimpo-and-kat]

Im now the proud owner of a 42 inch 3d tv

[ckn]

A bolt of lightning just struck very close to my home (well under half a second from flash to bang)

[timtum]

My neighbour, a chap from the Pas de Calais, has today presented me with a copy of a 1967 recording of I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again.

On the sleeve notes Tim Brooke Tayor is described as being " gurglingly fruity", while Graeme Garden is "brushed and bourgeois".

Offers?

[Phil]

I have an irritating patch of dry skin on the bridge of my nose

[ckn]

I'm half way through installing Mac OSX Lion on my laptop.

It's always squeaky bum time upgrading any computer's operating system. That said, it's not a Microsoft OS so it should work just fine...

[ckn]

I'm half way through installing Mac OSX Lion on my laptop.

It's always squeaky bum time upgrading any computer's operating system. That said, it's not a Microsoft OS so it should work just fine...

The upgrade went fine and finished ages ago. First impression was to swear at the reversed mouse wheel scroll direction. An idiot move by Apple that I had to mess around with the settings to fix.

[Haloman]

I've been swearing at Joomla menus for a while.

[WearyRhino]

I've been swearing at Joomla menus for a while.

You should eat somewhere else!

[paley]

I am trying to install software. It can take longer to install than to write. 3 weeks and counting so far

[Severus]

First day back at work after spending a couple of weeks cycling in the Pyrenees and walking a few stages of the Camino de Santiago. Best holiday ever.

[timtum]

First day back at work after spending a couple of weeks cycling in the Pyrenees and walking a few stages of the Camino de Santiago. Best holiday ever.

Come over this end of the hills next time mate. You'd be made most welcome and we have some proper spiky mountains.

I've got a chum who will rent you a donkey to do the C de S in an authentic style.

[ckn]

I love how quiet it is when going to work at this time of morning.

[Severus]

Come over this end of the hills next time mate. You'd be made most welcome and we have some proper spiky mountains.

I've got a chum who will rent you a donkey to do the C de S in an authentic style.

Cheers. Those mountains are scary.

[l'angelo mysterioso]

Cheers. Those mountains are scary.

I'm getting two tons of moonstone gravel delivered by Mone Brothers today. I fear it;s too much.

[Wolford6]

Morrisons have started selling Typhoo Leaf Tea again. First time in over a year.

Got some in Lancashire

Not seen it yet in Bradford though.

[Shadow]

Morrisons have started selling Typhoo Leaf Tea again. First time in over a year.

Got some in Lancashire

Not seen it yet in Bradford though.

The CO-OP has PG Tips pyramid bags at half price, £2.12 for a box of 160

[Wolford6]

The CO-OP has PG Tips pyramid bags at half price, £2.12 for a box of 160

Certainly no use to me.

I only drink proper leaf tea at home, none of that teabag garbage.

None of that sliced bread rubbish either.

Nor that there semi-skilled milk.

And especially no electric beer.

[Griff9of13]

Walford

Admit it, you live the other end of a 1950s worm hole don't you.... Or Yorkshire as its known round here.

[terrywebbisgod]

Walford

Admit it, you live the other end of a 1950s worm hole don't you.... Or Yorkshire as its known round here.

Or he prefers the finer things as all true Yorkshiremen do.

[Wolford6]

Walford

Admit it, you live the other end of a 1950s worm hole don't you.... Or Yorkshire as its known round here.

How is life behind the barbed wire?

Let's face it, nobody tried to tunnel into Colditz.

[Wolford6]

Or he prefers the finer things as all true Yorkshiremen do.

I'm not actually a Yorkshireman, only an adoptive one.

But I can tell a good cup of tea, and there's no such brand as 'Lancashire Tea' is there.

In fact the only widespread things that the name of that particular county is routinely identified with are cheese and the Lancashire Boiler.