Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[Bedford Roughyed]

Everyone's gone home or was suddenly ill... so it's feet on desk...Radio 6 on loud....

[ckn]

Manager 2 in two weeks time: Hello, I'd like to sign on and claim job seekers allowance

Nah, it's a robust workplace, you'd have to nut someone to get fired around here.

[hindle xiii]

Everyone's gone home or was suddenly ill... so it's feet on desk...Radio 6 on loud....

Fffrp.

[Futtocks]

What to buy the person who has everything but good taste. Enjoy the customer reviews.

[Bleep1673]

What to buy the person who has everything but good taste. Enjoy the customer reviews.

£327000 for a watch????????

[Student Ram]

I'm finding myself using the terms "mood Hoover" and "negative ninja"! Thanks Mash.

[ckn]

I shaved my beard off yesterday. Might grow it back but not sure yet.

[Bleep1673]

Working all night. Labour ward, then an ITU laparotomy, then Labour Ward again.

Oh, & before all that a cardiac arrest

Edited April 13, 2012 by Bleep1673

[Wolford6]

Working all night. Labour ward, then an ITU laparotomy, then Labour Ward again.

Oh, & before all that a cardiac arrest

Quit beefing. Have some Respect.

[ckn]

Just received notice that my broadband will be upgraded to fibre broadband next Friday! 55mbps down/18mbps up.

[Severus]

I have become addicted to programming again. Been working from home these last three weeks and have averaged 60-70 hours per week.

[ckn]

Just received notice that my broadband will be upgraded to fibre broadband next Friday! 55mbps down/18mbps up.

BT lied to me...

I'm actually getting 75mbps down

[scrape_goose]

I was stoode next to Sophie Anderton in Waitrose in Sunningdale last week, I didn't have a clue I was until the checkout girls started talking about it after she'd gone. I didn't even see her.

[Tiny Tim]

I have now completed my 6 months probationary period in my new job. Time to put my feet up and relax...

[Futtocks]

Apparently when BBC America showed 'The Thick Of It', they had to use the bleep machine. It must have sounded like a cocaine freak sending Morse code.

[timtum]

....and a big welcome to Belvis and Chateau Timtum to Albi. He is a one eyed springer spaniel.

As fit as a sausage makers dog!

....and sadly a farewell to Albi today. Kidneys packed up the poor little sod.

[gingerjon]

....and sadly a farewell to Albi today. Kidneys packed up the poor little sod.

[ckn]

I finally have a facebook account.

I'm happy to finally discover the 21st century.

[gingerjon]

I finally have a facebook account.

I'm happy to finally discover the 21st century.

*checks friends requests*

*cries*

[Wolford6]

I finally have a facebook account.

I'm happy to finally discover the 21st century.

I'm waiting till the 22nd.

I'm only 57.

[ckn]

*checks friends requests*

*cries*

[Wolford6]

Aled Jones was a guest on Daybreak this week. It was apparent that, for some reason, there was a bit of spikiness between him and the presenters ... Dan Lobb and Kate Garraway.

Today, it's been announced that Aled Jones is going to be one of the new main presenters on Daybreak.

[Severus]

Went out for a bike ride early this morning. Had a great time apart from one little incident. I was riding at about 30mph on an empty A road when a car pulling out of a side road looked at me (in making eye contact) and pulled out right in front of me forcing me to slam on the brakes. I shook my head at him and thought nothing more of it. Caught up with him at the next junction and for 200 yards he was shouting obscenities at me whilst driving along side me.

For some reason I can't stop thinking about this little incident. Some people are just utter ###### holes.

Edited May 12, 2012 by Severus

[gingerjon]

it was your own bloody fault! went out for a car ride early this morning, had a great time apart from............................................................................................................

As predictable as night following day ...

[Severus]

it was your own bloody fault! went out for a car ride early this morning, had a great time apart from............................................................................................................