Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[MattSantos]

On 4/4/2018 at 5:37 PM, MattSantos said:

I'm getting our lift serviced tomorrow.

1st time.

He didn't turn up.

My lift is un-serviced.

[Wiltshire Rhino]

I'm just popping out for a walk. 

[Old Frightful]

On 4/3/2018 at 9:55 PM, ckn said:

My preferred hayfever nose spray (Prevalin) costs £10 for one at Tesco.  Or it's two for £6.  And that's not an error either.

Not to be sneezed at.

[Old Frightful]

On 4/4/2018 at 10:37 AM, MattSantos said:

I'm getting our lift serviced tomorrow.

1st time.

I bet he doesn't turn up.

[Old Frightful]

On 3/21/2018 at 4:46 PM, Shadow said:

For some reason I am reminded of Mrs Shadow's mentioning that she wanted a big "statement piece" on the wall in our hall way

Through the wonder of the Interweb I ordered one and while she was away I put it up. 

I maintain it is entirely her fault for failing to specify what she wanted which is why when you go down our stairs you are currently faced with this:

Apparently not what she wanted. 

Women just don't understand do they?

Why didn't you point out how sensitive and considerate you are by not buying the one taken a second or two later that shows her picking the balls up.

[Bob8]

The local super market is closing down, so everything was 40% off. 

I bought various posh cults, a couple of bottles of wine and a bottle of Bailey's (for the lady).

[High Peak Rhino]

1 hour ago, Bob8 said:

The local super market is closing down, so everything was 40% off. 

I bought various posh cults,

Scientology ?

[Shadow]

7 minutes ago, High Peak Rhino said:

Scientology ?

 

 

1 hour ago, Bob8 said:

various posh cults

I misread that and thought Jacob Rees Mogg and Boris Johnson.

[ckn]

I'm looking through my Audible collection wondering what I bought for them to recommend this book based on my previous purchases.

I suppose it'd help me sleep...

[Farmduck]

My glasses have never fallen off before but today they fell off twice. Does this mean that my head has shrunk?

[Shadow]

17 minutes ago, Farmduck said:

My glasses have never fallen off before but today they fell off twice. Does this mean that my head has shrunk?

Are both your ears still in place?

[Farmduck]

6 minutes ago, Shadow said:

Are both your ears still in place?

I can't see them. Every time i turn my head they don't seem to be there.

Edited April 8, 2018 by Farmduck

[Shadow]

18 minutes ago, Farmduck said:

I can't see them. Every time i turn my head they don't seem to be there.

We may have identified the problem.

[Bearman]

Aldi have a gardening special this week.

Amongst the items are wheelbarrow wheels.  They seem to have them quite often.

I can only assume they are a top seller.

Funny thing is I have never bought or needed one. 

Reminds me of the labourer on the building site.  He went up to the foreman and told him his wheelbarrow was squeeking.

" How does it go" asked the foreman.

Yer man answered "squeeeek............squeeeek..............squeeeek"

"Your fired" said the boss.

"Why"?

'Cos it should be going squeek,squeek,squeek

Edited April 14, 2018 by Bearman

[Farmduck]

We need to reconsider our current levels of immigration. Tasmania is getting so crowded they are now stacking the wombats two-deep

[ckn]

I dreamt I was on holiday with the wife last night, can't remember where, and our neighbours were Boris Johnson and family.  We spent quite a bit of time with them and he was a decent bloke in my dream.

I've no idea where that one came from...

[Farmduck]

Meanwhile scientists have developed a new cure for over-enthusiasm.... Careful, the sound is set to "ridiculously loud"

https://www.minds.com/api/v1/media/831881643170824192/play

 

Edited April 17, 2018 by Farmduck

[Farmduck]

You know what the internet really needs? A database of every shark attack in New Zealand since 1850

http://www.sharkattackdata.com/place/new_zealand

 

[Futtocks]

Anyone on Twitter should follow the QI account.

Quite Interesting @qikipedia 

Earlier this week, a California man was trapped in his house for two hours after the town was invaded by tumbleweed.

[Moose]

I've just eaten my first avacado pear, I had it on wholemeal bread with peanut butter. 

Couldn't taste the avocado, should have stuck to my usual combo of banana and peanut butter.

[Futtocks]

1 hour ago, Moose said:

I've just eaten my first avacado pear, I had it on wholemeal bread with peanut butter. 

Couldn't taste the avocado, should have stuck to my usual combo of banana and peanut butter.

They don't have much flavour, so you have to be careful what you pair it with.

Or do what I do, and don't bother eating them at all.

[Farmduck]

https://www.bustle.com/p/a-dog-in-australia-saved-a-lost-3-year-old-girl-the-entire-internet-is-in-tears-8860652?utm_source=quora

[Futtocks]

I have just taken delivery of a replacement seal for my Aeropress coffee maker.

I've never felt more alive! [citation needed]

[graveyard johnny]

a trip to the car boot sale with the granddaughter never works out cheap

[Bob8]

On 21/4/2018 at 2:30 PM, Futtocks said:

They don't have much flavour, so you have to be careful what you pair it with.

Or do what I do, and don't bother eating them at all.

I used to eat loads of them while I was living in California now.

But, I live in Europe now, so I do not.