Uninteresting Trivial Facts

[Farmduck]

 

[Futtocks]

Or, for the older generation, Let's talk Strine.

[graveyard johnny]

boot and shoe spray deodorant is on special offer at wilkinsons

[9' oller]

Tennis elbow at 37?! Come on I'm in agony

[Futtocks]

[graveyard johnny]

the woman in the local shop is called Suzanne , the other day I told her to be beware of the devil, she said why? I said cos dandy livingstone said so

[ckn]

Ralph Macchio from The Karate Kid is 57 today. 

[Bleep1673]

The company that makes the most tyres in the world is Lego.

[DavidM]

I find a lot of trivial facts more interesting than uninteresting .... like contrary to popular belief there’s been one English pope 

[Moose]

5 hours ago, Bleep1673 said:

The company that makes the most tyres in the world is Lego.

Thanks for that Bleep, I'm sure that will crop up someday as a question in a pub quiz, I will be ready.☺

[graveyard johnny]

carp is an anagram 

[Futtocks]

1 hour ago, graveyard johnny said:

carp is an anagram 

You spell "park" with a K, you know...

[Derwent]

12 hours ago, Futtocks said:

You spell "park" with a K, you know...

The French don't.

[Wholly Trinity]

?? prac is not a real word. It's short for practice. 

[Wholly Trinity]

In the Indonesian language, number bond pairs up to 10 begin with the same unique letter.

Satu 1 + 9 Sembilan

Dua 2 + 8 Delapan 

Tiga 3 + 7 Tujuh

Empat 4 + 6 Enam

Lima 5 + 5 Lima (obvs)

[Bleep1673]

We have just had a lightening storm out over the English Channel.

Oops. It's Diwali, so it is more than likely fireworks, sorry.

Edited November 7, 2018 by Bleep1673

[Bleep1673]

Too many drugs methinks....

A 69 year old man in Arnhem, Netherlands, has asked a court to change his date of birth to reduce his age to 49 to increase his chances of dating. "You can change your name and your gender, why not your age?", he asks. A court will decide in the next 4 weeks.

[DavidM]

27 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said:

Too many drugs methinks....

A 69 year old man in Arnhem, Netherlands, has asked a court to change his date of birth to reduce his age to 49 to increase his chances of dating. "You can change your name and your gender, why not your age?", he asks. A court will decide in the next 4 weeks.

Did he site Stanley Gene as a precedent ?

[Futtocks]

@qikipedia
Wayne and Brett Gretzky hold the record for the most points scored by brothers in the NHL (National Hockey League), with 2,861. Of these, Wayne scored 2,857 and Brett scored 4. 

[graveyard johnny]

I have sent an email to Yorkshire television to offer my services as a stunt double for calendar news reader Duncan wood, as yet I have had no reply, so if they have to film a story about zip wire enthusiasts in the Yorkshire dales and it all goes wrong, don't come crying to me!

[DavidM]

Jeff has just informed us no member of the met police had played for the met police team in six years 

[Bleep1673]

When was the last time someone from Manchester played for UTD/CITY?

[DavidM]

18 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said:

When was the last time someone from Manchester played for UTD/CITY?

I was gonna say Lingard but I think he’s from Salford . They still have a few fans from Manchester I think 

[tonyXIII]

2 hours ago, Bleep1673 said:

When was the last time someone from Manchester played for UTD/CITY?

Current City young star, Phil Foden, is from Stockport, Greater Manchester.

[Bleep1673]

49 minutes ago, tonyXIII said:

Current City young star, Phil Foden, is from Stockport, Greater Manchester.

Stockport isn't Manchester though, anymore than Salford is.