hindle xiii Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 The above, or similar, is the bain of my life. The c*nts behind our house have something that supposedly scares away cats from a pond. Hours on end, *croak, croak, croak*. SHUT THE F*CK UP, SELFISH BASTARDS! Seriously considering having it "removed", or adding dishwasher tablets to the pond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteronniegibbs Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 (edited) . Edited August 23, 2022 by voteronniegibbs Wibble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsbird Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 I think for SB it was probably MD 20/20 or Castaway that worked! Ah castaway....that brings back memories. We used to mix it with Diamond White & call it a blastaway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Peak Rhino Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Ah castaway....that brings back memories. We used to mix it with Diamond White & call it a blastaway Blastaway, just like drinking Lilt from memory. Apart from the after effects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 cats usually turn a frog into mince when they get hold of one......... Your eyes are failing you old man, it isn't real. It's a garden ornament with a motion detector, I dunno wtf it's detecting, probably some plants blowing around but it's ##### annoying. It will detect me in the next few days though if it doesn't get turned off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Peak Rhino Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Your eyes are failing you old man, it isn't real. It's a garden ornament with a motion detector, I dunno wtf it's detecting, probably some plants blowing around but it's ##### annoying. It will detect me in the next few days though if it doesn't get turned off. Where is the rant thread when it is needed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Your eyes are failing you old man, it isn't real. It's a garden ornament with a motion detector, I dunno wtf it's detecting, probably some plants blowing around but it's ##### annoying. It will detect me in the next few days though if it doesn't get turned off. A friend copied me once and got one of those home security systems that is motion activated then sends pictures by email or text and stores video on local servers. He got an external camera add-on and went on holiday to a furrin country with high data costs, his mobile bill was a bit high when he got home as he was getting 20-30 blackberry emails a night with pictures of hedgehogs snailhunting in his back garden! "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BD92 Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 today I lost some good work mates, redundancy is sh-i-te you don't have to lose 'em the second bit right though. And so the future begins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsbird Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Nothing of note. I just meant I never saw the appeal with him, it's just these days I see even less of an appeal... no longer at the top of his game, a la the Bulls. Allow me to educate you Linky Roll on October Soooo excited Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amm Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 Face book updates from my girl friends are all about BB Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer A man is getting along on the road of wisdom when he realises that his opinion is just an opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 when the croatian hotel receptionist says 'dubrovnik' in her native tongue it makes me want to marry her. foxes or poor people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted June 9, 2010 Share Posted June 9, 2010 (edited) when the croatian hotel receptionist says 'dubrovnik' in her native tongue it makes me want to marry her. There's a Dubrovnik Hotel in Bradford, off Manningham Lane. Edit: Keighley Road technically. Edited June 9, 2010 by hindle xiii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteronniegibbs Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 (edited) . Edited August 23, 2022 by voteronniegibbs Wibble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteronniegibbs Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 (edited) . Edited August 23, 2022 by voteronniegibbs Wibble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hullgal Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Eh up, how's tricks ? Not bad ta, how's you?? Long time no speak!! I'm at home today whilst the boiler/central heating system is flushed out. Its bloody freezing in here, all the doors open, it feels like winter and not June with this weather Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quadzilla Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Your eyes are failing you old man, it isn't real. It's a garden ornament with a motion detector, I dunno wtf it's detecting, probably some plants blowing around but it's ##### annoying. It will detect me in the next few days though if it doesn't get turned off. your answer, if its visible, an air rifle, no trespass or criminal damage charges................... unless old bill are on here,,,,,, doh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amm Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 Not bad ta, how's you?? Long time no speak!! I'm at home today whilst the boiler/central heating system is flushed out. Its bloody freezing in here, all the doors open, it feels like winter and not June with this weather ah workmen in house - I seem to recall a theme around this subject Lisa hope you get it sorted soon x Whilst I do not suffer fools gladly, I will always gladly make fools suffer A man is getting along on the road of wisdom when he realises that his opinion is just an opinion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hullgal Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 ah workmen in house - I seem to recall a theme around this subject Lisa hope you get it sorted soon x Lol, well hopefully when they've installed the new boiler there will be less workmen needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haloman Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 Not bad ta, how's you?? Long time no speak!! I'm at home today whilst the boiler/central heating system is flushed out. Its bloody freezing in here, all the doors open, it feels like winter and not June with this weather Ah Hullgal, the master of artisan orientated euphemisms. I hope they flushed your system properly? Not cold here at all. In fact it cracked the 46C mark here this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldcard Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 He's safe. I can sleep peacefully tonight. All go round here.... Wires record breaking 10 match run: L 16-17 ; L 34-36 ; L 24-44 ; L 20-38 ; L 8-46; L 14-26 ; L 20-40 ; L 22-48 ; L 14-20 ; L 8-60. Thanks Jimmy.The Glamour Club. Apparently. Captain Morgan Trophy Holders.(I still think we have the British Coal 9's trophy hidden somewhere, too...) Ooooh, the Challenge Cup!!! Thank you Tony..... And again!!! Tipping Competiton Challenged Shield Winner 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintsbird Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 Hair is done, make up is done. Watch 1st half RL then get dressed & off for eats & drinks with the girls. I may be a little delicate tomorrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 My car is unwell and has to be taken away to the garage to be mended, which is disappointing as it's only 3 months old. The only courtesy car they have available is a brand new Jaguar XF "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voteronniegibbs Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 (edited) . Edited August 23, 2022 by voteronniegibbs Wibble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gingerjon Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 I've got my first (photo) book back from the vanity publishers and I'm pretty pleased with it. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. (Terry Pratchett) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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