jamescolin Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 This talk of food reminds me of when I was in the Army in Egypt in 1953. At meal times we had to hit our slices of bread against our tent poles to get rid of the weevils. Cockroaches the size of your hand used to run across the tent floors when the walls were rolled back in Summer. (94 degrees in the shade). The only redeeming feature was swimming in the Med. IWT Workshops Port Said. 1952-1954 back in 1956 for Suez Invasion. When I got home at my first day at work the boss asked me how much studying I had done for my exams whilst I was away. IDIOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I've just spent 90 minutes wandering around the National Gallery in Edinburgh pretending I'm not really an uncultured working class bloke. I'd even heard of a few of the painters... "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 I was charged twice at Wilko for some Fairy platinum dishwasher tablets. I didn't notice until I saw the receipt when I got home. Someone claim my £5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 I was charged twice at Wilko for some Fairy platinum dishwasher tablets. I didn't notice until I saw the receipt when I got home. Someone claim my £5. You new men! Wbat on earth are you doing A. With a dishwasher B. Shopping for dishwasher tablets I despair. Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 You new men! Wbat on earth are you doing A. With a dishwasher B. Shopping for dishwasher tablets I despair. I have a dishwasher. I have no inclination to wash up. This is the second pack I've bought since I moved in in February. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C H Calthrop Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 Made my own windscreen scraper. Its 1m long with a perspex blade. Works better than anything you can buy. Another victory against mother nature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 (edited) I was charged twice at Wilko for some Fairy platinum dishwasher tablets. I didn't notice until I saw the receipt when I got home. Someone claim my £5. I will claim your £5 if it has a picture etched on to it of Jane Austen..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-38466625 Edited December 30, 2016 by Bleep1673 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C H Calthrop Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 More like another victory against opening your wallet! #ebeneezer I can scrape the entire windscreen of Mrs Calthrops motor from one side with no frost going up my sleeve. My hand 100cm away from the cold. Ingenuity + Results = Advantage Calthrop! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted December 30, 2016 Share Posted December 30, 2016 More like another victory against opening your wallet! #ebeneezer When you say "it's 1m long with a perspex blade", do you mean the blade is 1m long and is made of perspex or do you mean the handle is 1m long and the blade is made of perspex? If the former, you can't possibly control it effectively - it will wreck the rubber seals round the windscreen - and it won't work. If the latter, then congratulations on a (minor) engineering feat. Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C H Calthrop Posted December 31, 2016 Share Posted December 31, 2016 When you say "it's 1m long with a perspex blade", do you mean the blade is 1m long and is made of perspex or do you mean the handle is 1m long and the blade is made of perspex? If the former, you can't possibly control it effectively - it will wreck the rubber seals round the windscreen - and it won't work. If the latter, then congratulations on a (minor) engineering feat. It's a 1m long 12 mm thick ply handle allowing two handed operation if required, 2 points of blade attachment with countersunk nut and flat head M4 machine screws, the blade is approx 120mm wide by 110mm long and 2mm thick with a 90o cutting edge. If the blade was 1m wide the seals would be fine as it would drag the paintwork either side of the glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 It's seriously mild for 1st January... Just been outside of a walk on the patio in my underwear. In the Scottish highlands. And it wasn't that cold. Don't worry, no-one else around to see me bar the wife. I'm missing my cigar. I have one smoke every year, a cigar at New Year, and this year I'd be having it on my own so decided not to bother. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 It is a fair bit chillier here in the Borders. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 It is a fair bit chillier here in the Borders.There seems to be a fair few of the forum faithful in Scotland this Christmas. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 Made my own windscreen scraper. Its 1m long with a perspex blade. Works better than anything you can buy. Another victory against mother nature. get yersel a car with a Quickclear windscreen. Magic! “Bouncing on beds, I remember from childhood, is a great depression reliever.” ― Robert M. Pirsig, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedford Roughyed Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 get yersel a car with a Quickclear windscreen. Magic! The front heated windscreen is one of mans greatest inventions it must be said! With the best, thats a good bit of PR, though I would say the Bedford team, theres, like, you know, 13 blokes who can get together at the weekend to have a game together, which doesnt point to expansion of the game. Point, yeah go on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 The front heated windscreen is one of mans greatest inventions it must be said!I've found them to be very unreliable.... prone to malfunction "I love our club, absolutely love it". (Overton, M 2007) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C H Calthrop Posted January 1, 2017 Share Posted January 1, 2017 get yersel a car with a Quickclear windscreen. Magic! They work well for fogging but ice and snow on all the windows......... you still have to use a scraper. Even de-icer refreezes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmduck Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 (edited) Here's an example of how inaccurate public perceptions can be. A survey of Australians in 2015 showed that the average estimate of Australia's Foreign Aid budget was 16% of GNI. 70% thought we spent too much and this and should be cut to (another average) 12%. The actual figure is 0.22% which is less than one-tenth of the amount most wanted it cut to. Even if people were confused over GDP/GNI, as a % of GDP it would have been 35% lower. And if people confused it with the % of Government expenditure, the entire Dept of Foreign Affairs only takes up 1.6% of the Budget with most of that going on maintaining embassies and the Head Office in Canberra. Edited January 3, 2017 by Farmduck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 (edited) Here's an example of how inaccurate public perceptions can be. A survey of Australians in 2015 showed that the average estimate of Australia's Foreign Aid budget was 16% of GNI. 70% thought we spent too much and this and should be cut to (another average) 12%. The actual figure is 0.22% which is less than one-tenth of the amount most wanted it cut to. Even if people were confused over GDP/GNI, as a % of GDP it would have been 35% lower. And if people confused it with the % of Government expenditure, the entire Dept of Foreign Affairs only takes up 1.6% of the Budget with most of that going on maintaining embassies and the Head Office in Canberra. We give a **** about Australian GDP, when our own is going down the S***hole post Brexit (Bleep1673 sarcasm) Edited January 3, 2017 by Bleep1673 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 I've just completed my tax return. Three weeks before the deadline. That must be a new record for getting it done early, usually it's a day or so before the deadline... "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bedford Roughyed Posted January 9, 2017 Share Posted January 9, 2017 2 With the best, thats a good bit of PR, though I would say the Bedford team, theres, like, you know, 13 blokes who can get together at the weekend to have a game together, which doesnt point to expansion of the game. Point, yeah go on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I discovered today that there's an Aryan Medical Centre in south Essex. Also, one of the UK's biggest Apple resellers is Stormfront. No link from either to the less acceptable parts of society... "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 Just had the Sussex Police helicopter circling over my house for a good 5 minutes, and I've not even done anything naughty today! I put some breadcrumbs out for it though, just in case. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 I had a lunchtime meeting at a NHS trust, 29 miles from my office, here's my car's efficiency stat on the way to the meeting on a full battery, I had 1 mile of battery charge left: Here it is after the way back with an empty battery 135 mpg isn't bad at all... "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted January 10, 2017 Share Posted January 10, 2017 4 hours ago, ckn said: I had a lunchtime meeting at a NHS trust, 29 miles from my office, here's my car's efficiency stat on the way to the meeting on a full battery, I had 1 mile of battery charge left: Here it is after the way back with an empty battery 135 mpg isn't bad at all... Hippie. "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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