Robin Evans Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 I dreamed I was making jam in 'the old trip to Jerusalem'..... I put dream analysis in the same folder as astrology..... too much stilton and port = a strange night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longboard Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 I saw Tony Booth, former actor and the father of Cherie Blair, in a barber shop in Todmorden yesterday. (This wasn't in the Sweeney's of Tod barbershop.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heartofGold Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 My son has bought me a pair of Jimmy Choo's!! I have no one to boast to so please tell your other halfs so I can feel smug In the blink of an eye it could all be taken away. Be grateful always. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hindle xiii Posted May 28, 2017 Share Posted May 28, 2017 I have a big bag of weed if anyone is interested? I have been pulling them out of the garden for hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 About 10 days ago, my granddaughter sat her GCSE Photography exam. She hasn't got a camera. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 You can now upgrade Kindle books with a full Audible audio narration version for about £3-£4 for most books. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 there were only 2 toilets working on our flight back from holiday and one of the male cabin crew was a trainee see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 (edited) Malta has an estimated population of 460,000 with an estimated area of 316 km2 East Sussex has a population of 830,000, and a population of 1792 km2 Malta looked a hell of a lot fuller at 0830 this morning on the way to the airport. Edited May 30, 2017 by Bleep1673 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 There was an unspeakable lapse in British manners today when on the train someone actually asked for proof when someone else said "sorry, you're in my seat" and pointing at the seat reservation above the seat itself. I've seen wars start for less. More than a few harrumphs were harrumphed and Telegraphs rustled. 4 "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 This country truly has gone to the dogs. I'm on the train home now and the guy opposite me has TAKEN HIS SHOES OFF. Flogging is too good for people like that. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 1 hour ago, ckn said: This country truly has gone to the dogs. I'm on the train home now and the guy opposite me has TAKEN HIS SHOES OFF. Flogging is too good for people like that. I was on a train home years ago, and some Australian, female, tourist, started getting changed on the train. I missed my stop, and ended up in Slough, again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 4 hours ago, Bleep1673 said: I was on a train home years ago, and some Australian, female, tourist, started getting changed on the train. I missed my stop, and ended up in Slough, again. Is that what is meant by "the scenic route?" Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graveyard johnny Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 I have never passed a dutchie, either to the left or right hand side of me see you later undertaker - in a while necrophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longboard Posted June 2, 2017 Share Posted June 2, 2017 41 minutes ago, graveyard johnny said: I have never passed a dutchie, either to the left or right hand side of me Passed a cutchie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 14 hours ago, graveyard johnny said: I have never passed a dutchie, either to the left or right hand side of me We have a Dutchie in our kitchen, a Dutchie is a Caribbean, usually Jamaican "Dutch Pot", usually large enough to feed a whole family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 Not sure where to put this story, whether we have an Interesting Facts thread, or a Ice Hockey thread, but it's not Uninteresting...... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/ice-hockey/39881484 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 On Friday, Amazon was granted a patent to put parachutes into parcel delivery labels. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 I've just deleted a spam post in the Coventry sub-forum posted by a Nigerian mystic selling love potions to people in Canada specifically to get their ex-lovers to come back to them. Why the Coventry sub-forum? Did someone mention to this mystic bloke about the old "sending them to Coventry" saying? 2 "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Evans Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Ex lovers???? I've been with the memsahib since 1977........ my memory doesn't go back that far ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolford6 Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 12 minutes ago, ckn said: I've just deleted a spam post in the Coventry sub-forum posted by a Nigerian mystic selling love potions to people in Canada specifically to get their ex-lovers to come back to them. Why the Coventry sub-forum? Did someone mention to this mystic bloke about the old "sending them to Coventry" saying? Coventry played the Toronto Wolfpack last weekend. Under Scrutiny by the Right-On Thought Police Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 12 minutes ago, Wolford6 said: Coventry played the Toronto Wolfpack last weekend. Still, no wonder there's ex-lovers there if that's the long-distance relationship... "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyXIII Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 3 hours ago, ckn said: I've just deleted a spam post in the Coventry sub-forum posted by a Nigerian mystic selling love potions to people in Canada specifically to get their ex-lovers to come back to them. Why the Coventry sub-forum? Did someone mention to this mystic bloke about the old "sending them to Coventry" saying? Did you buy any of his potions first? Let us know how you get on with the ex-lovers. Rethymno Rugby League Appreciation Society Founder (and, so far, only) member. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 2 hours ago, tonyXIII said: Did you buy any of his potions first? Let us know how you get on with the ex-lovers. I paid for something that made sure I never saw my ex-wife again. I've not seen her since 1996 and I'm praying to $deity that that lasts for at least 5-6 times that more. It's called a judgement of divorce and moving to a different county. 2 "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kayakman Posted June 5, 2017 Share Posted June 5, 2017 Did you know that the last thing a terrified male beaver will do before it dies is emasculate itself by biting off its own penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 On 05/06/2017 at 7:16 PM, ckn said: I've just deleted a spam post in the Coventry sub-forum posted by a Nigerian mystic selling love potions to people in Canada specifically to get their ex-lovers to come back to them. Why the Coventry sub-forum? Did someone mention to this mystic bloke about the old "sending them to Coventry" saying? Looks like he's come back onto the main board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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