Random internet link of the day

[ckn]

Ahhh, Eurovision

 

[Bob8]

On 02/01/2020 at 21:34, M j M said:

This one got me for some reason - probably like the Wonder Years because I was born after the moon landings so by default they are ancient history.

I was born in 1976.

That means 1933 is closer to my birth than 2020 is.

[Bedford Roughyed]

 

[jacksy]

On 13/03/2020 at 16:18, ckn said:

Ahhh, Eurovision

 

How long has Colin Farrel been a backing singer for these?

[Futtocks]

When I was a kid, my dad bought an old pianola, which was lots of fun. But now I realise that he should have got the expansion pack too.

 

Edited March 18, 2020 by Futtocks

[Wiltshire Warrior Dragon]

Thanks, Futtocks - good, gloom-dispersing stuff!

[Futtocks]

3 minutes ago, Wiltshire Warrior Dragon said:

Thanks, Futtocks - good, gloom-dispersing stuff!

I've played it a couple of times. Lifts the mood somewhat.

[ckn]

[Futtocks]

The auction of items from the estate of Peter Wyngarde. Wow!

[ckn]

Thread!

 

[Shadow]

1 hour ago, ckn said:

Thread!

 

Finally there is the RAF Regiment.The RAF Regiment is the rich stepDads illegitimate son from a fling with a filthy prostitute during the7 year itch.None of the other brothers think or act like he's part of the family and treat him like the unwanted stepchild that nobody wants

Genius!!

[Futtocks]

Stuck at home with time on your hands?

 

[Bleep1673]

Just been on an anagram website and put my name into its engine, and it came up with adv Keith shed. Amongst many others.

My ex-wife is either, Assured Rousing, or Assured Souring, very appropriate.

Edited March 27, 2020 by Bleep1673

[M j M]

 

[M j M]

Mr Uekusa nails Corona.

 

[Futtocks]

This could have gone tragically wrong. But it is just funny instead.

[shrek]

Pensioner, 64, who was given a surprise flight in a fighter jet as a retirement present was flung out at 2500ft after grabbing the ejector seat handle to 'steady himself'

[Futtocks]

1 minute ago, shrek said:

Pensioner, 64, who was given a surprise flight in a fighter jet as a retirement present was flung out at 2500ft after grabbing the ejector seat handle to 'steady himself'

See previous post.

[shrek]

Just now, Futtocks said:

See previous post.

Whoops - only seen it today - never clicked on all the links above, just a few! 

[M j M]

Neasden,

the traffic lights and yellow lines,

the illuminated signs

all say welcome to the borough that everybody's pleased in.

 

[Bleep1673]

RAF Reg used to be based at RAF Uxbridge they formed the basis of Hillingdon Tigers ARLFC as a lot of the reg were Yorkshire born. The worst team I played for. P54, W2

[ckn]

How to wind up your neighbours:

[Les Tonks Sidestep]

54 minutes ago, ckn said:

How to wind up your neighbours:

Actually....

[Jasper]

On 10/04/2020 at 14:19, Futtocks said:

This could have gone tragically wrong. But it is just funny instead.

This is the bit that tickled me, had a quiet giggle ... "The Rafale-B's command ejection system is meant to fire both seats if one of the crew pulls the handle. A very confused pilot, however, was still sitting in his newly canopy-free Rafale wondering what the hell had just happened. He returned to land, conscious all the time that the seat could fire at any moment without warning."

[Futtocks]

I do love a good cutaway drawing.