Random internet link of the day

[Shadow]

2 hours ago, Futtocks said:

Elon Musk has bought both companies and is already bitterly regretting it.

I blame Clive Woody, he was in charge of inward investment

[Futtocks]

27 minutes ago, Shadow said:

I blame Clive Woody, he was in charge of inward investment

I haven't seen Clive since he selflessly offered to take the company's net wealth on holiday to the Cayman Islands, so it could get a nice tan.

Is he still on the payroll?

[Shadow]

14 minutes ago, Futtocks said:

I haven't seen Clive since he selflessly offered to take the company's net wealth on holiday to the Cayman Islands, so it could get a nice tan.

Is he still on the payroll?

He ran off with the payroll and the Lara Croft clones

Edited July 14, 2022 by Shadow

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Four of the world's greatest entertainers together in one place: Rod Hull, Jimmy Carson, Emu, Richard Pryor.

 

[Futtocks]

Ah, Rod Hull - by many accounts, tremendously gifted in the trouser department, and always eager to share the benefits with female staff.

Some consider it the reason his TV show was called The Pink Windmill... enjoying the mental image?

Edited August 13, 2022 by Futtocks

[Exiled Townie]

21 hours ago, Futtocks said:

Ah, Rod Hull - by many accounts, tremendously gifted in the trouser department, and always eager to share the benefits with female staff.

Some consider it the reason his TV show was called The Pink Windmill... enjoying the mental image?

Sorry - mistake.

Edited August 14, 2022 by Exiled Townie

[Futtocks]

Just stumbled upon the @UntrueBut Twitter account, aka "Bullseye Contestants as Serial Killers".

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I love the World Bollard Association account on Twitter.

 

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Remember this advert? Can you come up with a more random voice-over cast than deadpan Football legend Ray Wilkins, Hugh Dennis from The Mary Whitehouse Experience and rap pioneer Gil Scott-Heron?

 

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Is it a bird?

 

[Futtocks]

Just two of greatest pole-vaulters in history, racing remote-controlled speedboats in the steeplechase water jump last night at the European Championships. Perfectly normal.

 

[Futtocks]

Noriyuki 'Pat' Morita from The Karate Kid used to be a comedian who billed himself as "The Hip Nip".

 

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[ckn]

Suuuuuure, that’s really what happened. 

 

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A load of bollards......

https://londonist.com/london/best-of-london/best-bollards-in-london#l9btatw10jiwd3rodg3m

[Futtocks]