ckn Posted July 22, 2011 Author Share Posted July 22, 2011 60 most painful nut shots Happy viewing! Number 59 had me cringing enough... "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Test your Vocabulary - there are a few tough ones there. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 1, 2011 Share Posted August 1, 2011 Guess what the advert is for... "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 2, 2011 Author Share Posted August 2, 2011 And the original: "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 6, 2011 Author Share Posted August 6, 2011 You've been reich-rolled "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 (edited) Late for your train at Utrecht Railway station? Avoid the stairs and take the slide instead! LINK TO ARTICLE Edited August 8, 2011 by Futtocks "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 An open goal for waggish headline writers "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Number 16 Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 Late for your train at Utrecht Railway station? Avoid the stairs and take the slide instead! LINK TO ARTICLE Can you imagine the H&S 'police' allowing that here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted August 11, 2011 Share Posted August 11, 2011 An open goal for waggish headline writers I would imagine MILF supporters get a little bit of a shock when they do a Google to catch up on how their guys are doing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted August 13, 2011 Share Posted August 13, 2011 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoroBl1ofWU an old one but still creases me up :biggrin: Edited August 13, 2011 by Phil "Freedom without socialism is privilege and injustice, socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality" - Mikhail Bakunin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Great Parking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 There are those who believe that the phrase 'extraordinary rendition' is synonymous with torture. With that in mind, I give you Paul 'Hi-de-hi' Shane, singing(?) on Pebble Mill.Beyond epic. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted August 15, 2011 Share Posted August 15, 2011 There are those who believe that the phrase 'extraordinary rendition' is synonymous with torture. With that in mind, I give you Paul 'Hi-de-hi' Shane, singing(?) on Pebble Mill.Beyond epic. Simply AWESOME. Baby baby.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Simply AWESOME. Baby baby.... I've been looking for that clip for a long long time. Glad to see someone had it. Now safely downloaded and stored for posterity. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 All you need is some sticky tape and a basic grasp of arithmetic... "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 The Baasner turntable. Mental. Want one. But would need to move into a larger flat. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Awful Dates in 140 characters - you may (or may not) recognise either yourselves or your dreadful mates in these stories. "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Severus Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Awful Dates in 140 characters - you may (or may not) recognise either yourselves or your dreadful mates in these stories. There are some really weird men out there. Fides invicta triumphat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Awful Dates in 140 characters - you may (or may not) recognise either yourselves or your dreadful mates in these stories. Brilliant. He did observational "freestyle" rap all evening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 20, 2011 Author Share Posted August 20, 2011 Not a link but I can't think of a better place to post this: "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 21, 2011 Author Share Posted August 21, 2011 A blast from the past: "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 Some good stories on here Rogue traders fight back.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted August 22, 2011 Share Posted August 22, 2011 I also posted this on the Cricket thread, but what the hell. Boycott Bingo! "We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato." Don Estelle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted August 22, 2011 Author Share Posted August 22, 2011 Football dives "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff9of13 Posted August 24, 2011 Share Posted August 24, 2011 Struggling to understand your Wigan friend's and colleagues? Fear not, Wiganese App for iphone "it is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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