ckn Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 "These arabs steal my shoes, have abysmal eating manners and what's worst is that they won't queue!" (paraphrased Independent article) :D I know it's a serious issue with all of the nutjobs in one place but that just made me chuckle. "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 This bit is just perfect... “In the West, it is common knowledge to walk out of a room wearing the same pair of shoes that you wore while entering the room. Nay, it is common sense,” he says. “However here in Shām, our Syrian brothers … believe that everyone can share each other’s footwear. “Sometimes you would enter a building and when leaving, you would see the person with your shoes walking 100 yards ahead of you and it can be quite irritating.” So there you have it, a new proverb.... Before criticising a man, wait for him to walk 100 yards in your shoes. Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 No wonder he wants to “bomb the UK” if people “casually tak[ing] your phone off charge to charge their own phone” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieSaint Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Sounds like this guy would fit into the Royal Navy easily; reminds me of iPodgate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Toppy Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Could be a nasty shock for him if he gets left with Richard Reid's shoes to wear St.Helens - The Home of record breaking Rugby Champions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Frightful Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Could be a nasty shock for him if he gets left with Richard Reid's shoes to wear Boom, boom! Hull FC....The Sons of God... (Well, we are about to be crucified on Good Friday) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ckn Posted September 17, 2015 Author Share Posted September 17, 2015 Boom, boom! Oh very good Isn't this more appropriate though? "When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt; run in little circles, wave your arms and shout" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiny Tim Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 "These arabs steal my shoes, have abysmal eating manners and what's worst is that they won't queue!" (paraphrased Independent article) :D I know it's a serious issue with all of the nutjobs in one place but that just made me chuckle. I bet they only have foreign food to eat too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayemm Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 "These arabs steal my shoes, have abysmal eating manners and what's worst is that they won't queue!" (paraphrased Independent article) :D I know it's a serious issue with all of the nutjobs in one place but that just made me chuckle. Sounds more like a Monty Python sketch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C H Calthrop Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Wonder if the clothing exchange also extends to underpants when they all tootle of to the communal bath. I mean to say getting a verruca ridden scabby plastic flip flop seems a good result as opposed finding a religious maniacs salty chamois leather posing pouch has been exchanged for your Debenhams jockey shorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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