Today be the day me hearties

[Shadow]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day

the great day be upon us mateys

yaarrr

[Farmduck]

Yaarrrgh!!! Ahoy there, Shadow matey!

[Shadow]

Aaargg

ahoy there shipmate

[RidingPie]

Yaaargh!

I be with ye!

[Wiltshire Rhino]

As a Wiltshireman I will join in today's festivities by continuing to talk proper.

Oooooaaaaarrrr!!!!  

[shrek]

Kids have gone to school dressed as pirates today, got abit unruly around the breakfast table, had to threaten them with walking the plank.

God help the teachers!

[Bearman]

Yo Ho Ho. Splice the Mainbrace Jim lad.

[ckn]

My back is sore today.  Aaargh!

[Bearman]

14 minutes ago, ckn said:

My back is sore today.  Aaargh!

Get a leg chopped off. You will soon forget your bad back me heartie. Parrot siht is a sovereign remedy too.

[gingerjon]

Meh.

The one, true, world-breaking, Penzance-defying, Pirate Day is, sorry, be in July.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1601437773442641/

[Shadow]

1 minute ago, Bearman said:

Get a leg chopped off. You will soon forget your bad back me heartie. Parrot siht is a sovereign remedy too.

Yaarrr

seem ye be our ships surgeon matey

[Shadow]

1 minute ago, gingerjon said:

Meh.

The one, true, world-breaking, Penzance-defying, Pirate Day is, sorry, be in July.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1601437773442641/

Splitter

[gingerjon]

Just now, Shadow said:

Splitter

Welcome to Hastings. Things are a bit different here.

[Shadow]

Stay on the roads

[DavidM]

Robert Newton has a lot to answer for ...

[Trojan]

Aaaargh mi hearties!  It's tomorrow!  Yo ho ho and a bottle of - erm Pinot Grigio perhaps?

[Futtocks]

Well, yo ho ho and a bit-torrent of rum, or something.

[Gerrumonside ref]

Q.  Why do pirates know they are pirates?

A.  They think therefore they AAAARGH!

[17 stone giant]

Shiver me timbers, ya scurvy dogs. I've sailed thee seven seas and never come across such a treasure chest of pirate chat. Arrrrrrr!

[Futtocks]

51 minutes ago, Gerrumonside ref said:

Q.  Why do pirates know they are pirates?

A.  They think therefore they AAAARGH!

Cogito aaargho sum.

[Shadow]

Yaarr

There be hope for ye all yet mateys

[Leeds Wire]

Which pirate-saving gang of heroes has been in the news this week?

That's right, me hearties, The ARRRRRRRRRR-NLI

[hindle xiii]

You want DVDs?

[Denton Rovers RLFC]

Silence ye hornswagglin' scurvy dogs or yar be dancin' the hempen jig!

[DavidM]

Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr me laddy