DOGFATHER Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Quote Brian Clough: "Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much ###### talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes” “The players haven't got enough heart to fill a thimble” – on his Brighton side’s 8-2 defeat to Bristol Rovers. Graham Lowe “I’m 49, I’ve had a brain haemorrhage and a triple bypass and I could still go out and play a reasonable game of rugby union. But I wouldn’t last 30 seconds in rugby league.” Noel Kelly: “I’ve been sent off so many times that when I am in the front yard doing the gardening and the postie goes by and blows his whistle, I just get up and go and have a shower” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Ting Posted May 13, 2019 Share Posted May 13, 2019 Thursday is: Learn to listen without distortion and learn to look without imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted May 18, 2019 Share Posted May 18, 2019 "First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down". George Burns on his specialist subject of getting old. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 20 hours ago, Futtocks said: "First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down". George Burns on his specialist subject of getting old. George Burns again "who wants to live to be a hundred, ask a guy who's 99" Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted May 20, 2019 Share Posted May 20, 2019 "Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them." Antoine de Saint Exupery. Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnM Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 "If at first you don't succeed.. . . . Give up " Anon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 "My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror." Rodney Dangerfield Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Rhino Posted May 22, 2019 Share Posted May 22, 2019 "Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things." - Kenneth Branagh Also added to Brexit thread 2014 Challenged Cup Winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleep1673 Posted May 23, 2019 Share Posted May 23, 2019 Coach 652 4,052 posts Gender:Male Location:St. Leonards-on-Sea Interests:Getting Work Report post Posted just now A mouse took a stroll through a deep dark wood. A fox saw the mouse, and the mouse looked good. John will be jumping up on his higher copyright horse. Who knows the next lines? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Copa Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Some old guy in Java once told me: “If you argue with a monkey once, you are forgiven. If you argue with a monkey twice, you become a monkey.” Quite apt for the online world really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 On 22/05/2019 at 07:09, JohnM said: "If at first you don't succeed.. Sky diving is not for you." Front of my T-Shirt. Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padge Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 "The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance". - Robert Covey Visit my photography site www.padge.smugmug.com Radio 5 Live: Saturday 14 April 2007 Dave Whelan "In Wigan rugby will always be king" This country's wealth was created by men in overalls, it was destroyed by men in suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 “It is bad for a man to be obeyed too often” Robert Shea, The Illuminatus Trilogy "Freedom without socialism is privilege and injustice, socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality" - Mikhail Bakunin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammerless Nail Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 I've never really had a favourite quote. Until now. In today's Guardian (boooo! Lefty propaganda), John Crace describes Boris Johnson as "the thinking man's idiot and the idiot's thinking man". Introducing Mr Nail to Mr Head there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Futtocks Posted May 25, 2019 Share Posted May 25, 2019 "Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." Rita Rudner Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted. Ralph Waldo Emerson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxford Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Now I don't know if he really said this but "In our age there is no such thing as 'keeping out of politics.' All issues are political issues, and politics itself is a mass of lies, evasions, folly, hatred and schizophrenia." George Orwell 2 warning points Non-Political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxford Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 I love the idea of this one "Bug ger Bognor!" 2 warning points Non-Political Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 2, 2019 Author Share Posted June 2, 2019 Demand that isn't being met demands to be met. Jo Nesbo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 "Freedom without socialism is privilege and injustice, socialism without freedom is slavery and brutality" - Mikhail Bakunin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Ting Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Dignity The only thing you can't preserve in alcohol. Edward Phillips Learn to listen without distortion and learn to look without imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BryanC Posted June 7, 2019 Share Posted June 7, 2019 An anonymous mate of mine "...I don't approve of children in pubs. I don't go in their playground". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearman Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Joe Namath American Quarter Back when asked if he preferred grass to AstroTurf “ Don’t know, I have never smoked Astro Turf” Ron Banks Midlands Hurricanes and Barrow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Future is League Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 "The war for Japan has developed not necessarily to Japans advantage" Emperor Hirohito remark in 1945 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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