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Tape off the radio Sunday night's charts

Rely upon eurotrash or pg3 for a bit of blue

Comb my hair

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'Shaw cross juniors, Birkenshaw, Mirfield, Heckmondwike Panthers, Stainland Stags and then the Heavy woolen donkeys... WARDY, STOZZA, GT, KARL OR KEAR MUST OF DROPPED A DIGIT FROM MY MOBILE NUMBER! :clapping:

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Get the train to Manchester every couple of months to go to the Ian Allan bookshop and then to Sportspages, the latter in the hope of finding a new edition of The Final Hooter.

Get my films developed at Boots in Leeds and Bradford.

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Have to endure Hull KR fans singing "You'll never win at Wembley".

 

 

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         SL Steve Prescott Man of Steel 2016 - Danny Houghton  SL Top Gun 2016/2017 - Marc Sneyd (83%/89% goal success)

         SL Hit Man 2016/2017 - Danny Houghton (1,289/1,123 tackles)  SL Club of the Year 2016 - Hull FC

         SL Coach of the Year 2016 - Lee Radford   RL Challenge Cup Winners 2016/2017 - Hull FC

 

                                                                      All in all, not a bad couple of years, I suppose...

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Wait outside of the papershop for the "pink" on Saturday teatime.

 

Hold a "pink" newspaper over the fire to make it draw.

Panic when newspaper caught fire when it did draw.

 

Have real chips from a chip pan.

Panic when chip pan caught fire.

 

Smoke.

Have runny eyes because the smoke in the pub was so thick you couldn't see across the room.

 

Wait for a shower to pass in order to get under the car to repair it.

 

Queue outside a telephone box then press button A

 

 

 

 


Ron Banks

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18 hours ago, JohnM said:

Work.

Ditto, also things I used to do.....

Drink Alcohol,

Be happy,

look forward to tomorrow, 

Watch Live Rugby League ie., not on TV,

Have a holiday,

Have 2-3 meals a day,

Have a take away meal more than once a year,

Have food in the fridge,

Buy clothes (I haven't bought anything new for about 3 years, not even a tee-shirt),

Buy something over the internet (If I do, by the time they clear payment, there isn't enough money in my account again).


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Breathe on the window to melt the ice on the inside of the room and get dressed under the bedclothes.

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Bears and Barrow

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43 minutes ago, henage said:

have sex 3/4 times a week 

Sex is like oxygen, it's not important until you're not getting any.

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3 hours ago, henage said:

have sex 3/4 times a week 

With someone else in the room? 😀😀😀😀😀

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Four legs good - two legs bad

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2 minutes ago, John Drake said:

Watch Rugby League in Bradford.

Isn't Keighley in Bradford? Is there no Amateur RL sides you could watch?

Wikipedia::::::

Keighley (/ˈkθli/ (About this soundlisten) KEETH-lee) is a town and civil parish within the City of Bradford, West Yorkshire, England, 11 miles (18 km) north-west of Bradford, 11 miles (18 km) south of Ilkley, 13 miles (21 km), north of Halifax, 12 miles (19 km) south-east of Skipton, and 20 miles (32 km) north-west of Leeds at the confluence of the rivers Aire and Worth.[3] Historically in the West Riding of Yorkshire, Keighley lies between Airedale and Keighley Moors. The town is the terminus of the Keighley and Worth Valley Railway, a heritage steam branch line which has been restored and runs through the Worth Valley to Oxenhope via Oakworth and Haworth. At the 2011 census, Keighley had a population of 56,348.[4]

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3 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said:

Isn't Keighley in Bradford? Is there no Amateur RL sides you could watch?

Wikipedia::::::

Keighley (/ˈkθli/ (About this soundlisten) KEETH-lee) is a town and civil parish within the City of Bradford, West Yorkshire, England, 11 miles (18 km) north-west of Bradford, 11 miles (18 km) south of Ilkley, 13 miles (21 km), north of Halifax, 12 miles (19 km) south-east of Skipton, and 20 miles (32 km) north-west of Leeds at the confluence of the rivers Aire and Worth.[3] Historically in the West Riding of Yorkshire, Keighley lies between Airedale and Keighley Moors. The town is the terminus of the Keighley and Worth Valley Railway, a heritage steam branch line which has been restored and runs through the Worth Valley to Oxenhope via Oakworth and Haworth. At the 2011 census, Keighley had a population of 56,348.[4]

Keighley is in Keighley.

Never trust Wikipedia.

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19 minutes ago, Bleep1673 said:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Hesketh

This is odd, My Full (REAL) name is David Ronald Hesketh, and my Date of birth is 16th June (1962), and here is a Ronald David Hesketh, born 16th June (1947)

what's your mother's maiden name 

Did you have a pet when you were a child?

No reason 

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22 hours ago, graveyard johnny said:

1. walk in to a bank on a Friday and write out a cheque to myself to withdraw money

Barclays are suggesting that if there is no branch near you, and the local post office cashpoint doesn't accept your card, because they are withdrawing the agreement for using PO Machines, then you can go into the post office and cash a cheque, all very well and good if the post office is open when you get home from work, or on a sunday.

Or you can just close your account and open a new one with a bank that does allow you to withdraw cash from a PO machine.

Never liked Barclays since I discovered the had branches in S Africa during the Apartheid years


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1 minute ago, Shadow said:

what's your mother's maiden name 

Did you have a pet when you were a child?

No reason 

Yes, and none of them are my password for anything.


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put my own socks on.

   pee stood up.

sink a dozen pints and a lamb tikka jalfrazi.

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