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21 minutes ago, Bob8 said:

Not at all. Football is home.

A football is home. It's on top of my nearest bus shelter, which is the natural habitat for such things.

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"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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35 minutes ago, The Hallucinating Goose said:

Australian rugby league officials.

They're not funny enough to be a joke.

"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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If you haven't discovered Larson yet, you haven't lived...

May be an illustration of text that says "Lassin "Amazing! The mummified remains of a prehistoric cave-painter still clutching his brush!... Seems he made an enemy though.""

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England RU Coach Eddie Jones : "I spent a bit of time up at Hull and I like the full back there Connor, he's a tough, skilful player"

Jake Connor : "I've never played Union, it doesn't look that hard, you never say never but it looks too boring for me"

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my wife said when i have a shave these days it takes the weight off my face - so i suggested she shaves her ar se 

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did the bloke who invented the phrase "one hit wonder" invent anything else?

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59 minutes ago, graveyard johnny said:

my wife said when i have a shave these days it takes the weight off my face - so i suggested she shaves her ar se 

Let us know which ward you're in and I'll send you some chocolates

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On 01/08/2021 at 21:50, lucky 7 said:

This is very useful

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I seem to remember seeing a sign akin to this once. I can't remember exactly what it was. It was either one of those old people crossing signs with a sign for a cemetery underneath it or a sign for an old people's home with a sign for a cemetery underneath it. Something like that. 😂

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The cemetary/crematorium is further along the road than the hospital. I wonder if, on the way to the crem, anyone has ever asked the undertaker to pop into A&E for one last attempt at resuscitating their dear (nearly) departed?

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"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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In Howden, East Yorks, there is a retirement housing complex built by the East Riding of Yorkshire Council that is situated down St Peter's close...

https://housingcare.org/housing-care/facility-info-19433-st-peters-close-howden-england

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England RU Coach Eddie Jones : "I spent a bit of time up at Hull and I like the full back there Connor, he's a tough, skilful player"

Jake Connor : "I've never played Union, it doesn't look that hard, you never say never but it looks too boring for me"

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"We are easily breakable, by illness or falling, or a million other ways of leaving this earthly life. We are just so much mashed potato."  Don Estelle

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England RU Coach Eddie Jones : "I spent a bit of time up at Hull and I like the full back there Connor, he's a tough, skilful player"

Jake Connor : "I've never played Union, it doesn't look that hard, you never say never but it looks too boring for me"

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On 02/08/2021 at 23:52, The Hallucinating Goose said:

I seem to remember seeing a sign akin to this once. I can't remember exactly what it was. It was either one of those old people crossing signs with a sign for a cemetery underneath it or a sign for an old people's home with a sign for a cemetery underneath it. Something like that. 😂

There is a cemtry next to Yolo Old Peoples' home. In the Californian county of Yolo.

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