Mumby Magic 874 Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 Some of the veterans on here will remember some classics. Heres goes: I once knew a man from Glamorgan….. Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Link to post Share on other sites
Jasper 128 Posted November 19, 2019 Report Share Posted November 19, 2019 Who had an incredible organ, 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Old Frightful 6,385 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 when he got it out to play, "It started out in innocence, the way that most things do, a thousand people crammed in one place, but the only face was you" Link to post Share on other sites
Kenilworth Tiger 1,545 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 at the end of every day Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in. I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try Kevin Ward - best player I have ever seen The real Mick Gledhill is what you see on here, a Bradford fan ........, but deep down knows that Bradford are just not good enough to challenge the likes of Leeds & St Helens. Link to post Share on other sites
Gerrumonside ref 2,536 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 It made as much sense as Piers Morgan! Link to post Share on other sites
Shadow 6,503 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 There once was a Tory called Hunt Link to post Share on other sites
BryanC 478 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 Took a girl for a ride in a punt Link to post Share on other sites
graveyard johnny 2,547 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 when the punt sank they come swinging round that corner, they think they're benny goodman Link to post Share on other sites
DavidM 10,765 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 They swam to the bank Link to post Share on other sites
Kenilworth Tiger 1,545 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 Where Boris towelled her down at the front 1 Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in. I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try Kevin Ward - best player I have ever seen The real Mick Gledhill is what you see on here, a Bradford fan ........, but deep down knows that Bradford are just not good enough to challenge the likes of Leeds & St Helens. Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 381 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 A working girl from Hull... Link to post Share on other sites
Kenilworth Tiger 1,545 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 Went to Eaton one night on the pull Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in. I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try Kevin Ward - best player I have ever seen The real Mick Gledhill is what you see on here, a Bradford fan ........, but deep down knows that Bradford are just not good enough to challenge the likes of Leeds & St Helens. Link to post Share on other sites
Moose 517 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 She hadn’t much luck, Link to post Share on other sites
Bleep1673 1,822 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 So she dressed as a duck, Where were you last Thursday? Link to post Share on other sites
Jasper 128 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 And ended up with a seagull. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,770 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) When a lady is helpful, you thank her. Edited November 20, 2019 by Northern Eel Link to post Share on other sites
Exiled Townie 336 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 And when she's 'naughty' you spank her, 1 Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,770 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 But if she is flirty, Link to post Share on other sites
Exiled Townie 336 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) (Beaten by JD above) Edited November 20, 2019 by Exiled Townie Too slow 1 Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Link to post Share on other sites
JDINTHEHIZZOUSE 839 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 And her hands aren't too dirty 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 8,165 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 You might get a ride on her tanker Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 381 Posted November 20, 2019 Report Share Posted November 20, 2019 There was a man from Kent... Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 8,165 Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 Whose time counting seats was well spent Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,770 Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 During each match, Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 8,165 Posted November 21, 2019 Report Share Posted November 21, 2019 He'd count out each batch Link to post Share on other sites
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