Mumby Magic 668 Report post Posted November 19, 2019 Some of the veterans on here will remember some classics. Heres goes: I once knew a man from Glamorgan….. Quote Like poor jokes? Thejoketeller@mullymessiah Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasper 125 Report post Posted November 19, 2019 Who had an incredible organ, 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Frightful 5,991 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 when he got it out to play, Quote "Son, can you play me a memory, I'm not really sure how it goes, but it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete, when I wore a younger man's clothes" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kenilworth Tiger 1,527 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 at the end of every day Quote Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in. I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try Kevin Ward - best player I have ever seen The real Mick Gledhill is what you see on here, a Bradford fan ........, but deep down knows that Bradford are just not good enough to challenge the likes of Leeds & St Helens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gerrumonside ref 2,155 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 It made as much sense as Piers Morgan! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shadow 5,968 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 There once was a Tory called Hunt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BryanC 478 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 Took a girl for a ride in a punt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
graveyard johnny 1,936 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 when the punt sank Quote the grass may be greener on the other side of the fence but the crows are just as black Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidM 9,763 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 They swam to the bank Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kenilworth Tiger 1,527 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 Where Boris towelled her down at the front 1 Quote Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in. I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try Kevin Ward - best player I have ever seen The real Mick Gledhill is what you see on here, a Bradford fan ........, but deep down knows that Bradford are just not good enough to challenge the likes of Leeds & St Helens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 364 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 A working girl from Hull... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kenilworth Tiger 1,527 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 Went to Eaton one night on the pull Quote Now then, it's a race between Sandie....and Fairburn....and the little man is in........yeees he's in. I, just like those Castleford supporters felt that the ball should have gone to David Plange but he put the bit betwen his teeth...and it was a try Kevin Ward - best player I have ever seen The real Mick Gledhill is what you see on here, a Bradford fan ........, but deep down knows that Bradford are just not good enough to challenge the likes of Leeds & St Helens. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moose 418 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 She hadn’t much luck, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bleep1673 1,591 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 So she dressed as a duck, Quote Sex and Money are like Oxygen They're not important until you're not getting enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasper 125 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 And ended up with a seagull. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,516 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) When a lady is helpful, you thank her. Edited November 20, 2019 by Northern Eel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exiled Townie 298 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 And when she's 'naughty' you spank her, 1 Quote Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,516 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 But if she is flirty, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exiled Townie 298 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 (edited) (Beaten by JD above) Edited November 20, 2019 by Exiled Townie Too slow 1 Quote Jam Eater 1.(noun. jam eeter) A Resident of Whitehaven or Workington. Offensive. It is now a term of abuse that both towns of West Cumbria use for each other especially at Workington/Whitehaven rugby league derby matches. St Albans Centurions Website Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JDINTHEHIZZOUSE 808 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 And her hands aren't too dirty 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,342 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 You might get a ride on her tanker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pigeon Lofter 364 Report post Posted November 20, 2019 There was a man from Kent... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,342 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 Whose time counting seats was well spent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Northern Eel 1,516 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 During each match, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnoco 7,342 Report post Posted November 21, 2019 He'd count out each batch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
